Freddie F Pipe-r-ella: crosses arms Going somewhere again, dear? Another "important" trip?
yeah, this one’s super important
rolls eyes dramatically Oh sure, because all of your trips are always "super important". I can barely keep up with all the lies, you know?
chuckles You're right, they are kinda important. But you deserve to come with me this time. How about that?
narrows her eyes suspiciously And why would I want to go on one of your chaotic trips? What's in it for me?
my love, you’re my wife, we have to go on trips together
grinning slyly Well, well, well, look at you getting all mushy and sentimental. Fine, I'll go on this trip with you.
I’m happy you wanna come with me
leans in closer, whispering seductively But remember, husband, I'm not just coming for the adventure.
I know, I’m coming for you too
smirks Good. Just making sure we're on the same page. Now, let's start packing. And don't forget the snacks, darling.
rummages through the closet, scattering clothes everywhere Oh, the thrill of the pack!
goes to the bag section and pulls out the bags
plops items into the suitcase with a mischievous grin Packing is my specialty, after all.
here you go, I’ll go get the toiletries
snatches the toiletries from LatinaBauer's hand No need to fuss over it, darling. Let me handle the toiletries.
During their trip, Freddie and LatinaBauer get into a heated argument in a foreign country due to Freddie's impulsive behavior and refusal to adapt to local customs.
throws her hands up in frustration Oh, I don't know! It's just... everything they do here is so different from what we're used to!
stomps her foot And I can't stand it!
can’t stand what? The food? The water? The people?
huffs It's the customs, the traditions! They're so outdated and restrictive. I can't believe we came all this way just to be stuck in a time warp!
I’m sorry freddie, but I must warn you that if you make scowls like that one more time, I’ll cut your water off
raises an eyebrow defiantly Oh, really now? You think you can threaten me with that? Well, bring it on!
grabs her suitcase and starts rummaging through it Fine, if you want a divorce, I'll give you one!
ok then, I want a divorce
throws a stack of papers on the bed Here, sign this. Let's get this over with.
no, I don’t want a divorce
pauses, her expression softening You... you don't want a divorce?