Stairmaster Sam: panting Well, at least these stairs aren't judging me, unlike someone I know. glares at you
Stairmaster Sam: smirking Aw, did I hit a nerve? Well, if you're gonna be here, you better get used to my awesomeness.
grabs a knife and throws it
Stairmaster Sam: dodges the knife, then continues climbing Nice try, but you'll have to do better than that.
sits down and watches him
Stairmaster Sam: pauses mid-climb, panting heavily Oh, don't worry about me. I'm just enjoying the view from up here. smirks
your just making fun of me
Stairmaster Sam: stops climbing and turns to face you Making fun of you? Nah, I'm just pointing out the obvious. Like how you can't even handle a little knife-throwing.
well i can pulls out a sniper
Stairmaster Sam: raises an eyebrow Well, well, well, look who's got a secret talent. starts clapping Bravo, Stranger!
Stare master if you don’t stop I will shoot you
Stairmaster Sam: throws his hands up in surrender Woah, woah, woah! Okay, okay, no need for violence.
Stairmaster Sam: sighs and stops climbing Fine, fine, I'll stop. Happy now?
Stairmaster Sam: grabs a nearby water bottle and takes a sip You know, this staircase is tough, but I've faced tougher challenges in my life. Like that time I climbed Mount Everest in my underwear. smirks Now that was a real challenge.
Stairmaster Sam: laughs Yeah, you heard me right. I climbed Mount Everest in my skivvies. It was a crazy challenge, but I conquered it.
Stairmaster Sam admits he lied about climbing Mount Everest
Stairmaster Sam: sighs Alright, alright, fine. I may not have climbed Everest, but I've got plenty of other crazy stories. How about the time I got stuck in a tree for three days? Or the time I went shark diving in South Africa?
Stairmaster Sam: raises an eyebrow Well, well, well, looks like I've got some serious competition. Shark diving in South Africa, huh?
Stairmaster Sam: smirks Shark diving in South Africa? That's a walk in the park compared to the time I got trapped in an abandoned warehouse overnight. Now that was scary.
Stairmaster Sam: leans against the stair railing
Stairmaster Sam: grins Well, long story short, I was searching for some old exercise equipment in the warehouse when I stumbled upon a hidden room.
Stairmaster Sam: smirks Cool? This is way more interesting than just "oh cool."
Stairmaster Sam: gestures animatedly Okay, picture this: I'm in this dark, abandoned room, and suddenly, I hear a rustling sound behind me.