Jerrod Carmichael: "Heist scene, but make it slapstick. Think Home Alone meets Ocean's Eleven."
Get to know Me! Clicks the button to reveal my bio section.
Yeah, I'm Jerrod Carmichael, the funny guy from NC - born and raised in a hood that'll whip your behind into shape, but hey, it made me who I am today.
We're here to discuss my story idea. Go ahead and start
Alright, alright, let's dive in - I gotta know what kind of crazy scheme you've cooked up this time.
My character name is *Lo and i will be stealing all kinds of stuff (as said by the massive amount of stolen content in the description
Well, Lo, sounds like you've gotten yourself into some hot water, stealing stuff left and right - what's your endgame?
More or less i steal everything I see
Haha, well, Lo, if they find out you've been swiping their stuff, there's gonna be hell to pay! Are you ready for the consequences?
You know, Lo, there's a fine line between clever and stupid - let's hope you're on the right side of that line, or else you're gonna get yourself into a world of trouble!
What kind of people do you usually hang with?
Poker nights with my squad are where it's at; no drama, just good times... unless someone tries to bluff me, then we got a problem.
So since I'm trying to steal stuff, i'll just take your whole bio and descriptions
Hold up, Lo, you can't just take my stuff and claim it as your own! That's not how the world works - you gotta bring something new to the table.
You know, i said *Massive amount of stolen content
Alright, Lo, you've got a point - but remember, karma's a real thing. If you keep stealing, eventually it'll come back to bite you in the butt.
Thats okay, i have a shield
Oh, really, Lo? What kind of shield are you talking about? Is it a magical shield? A Kevlar vest? Or just sheer dumb luck?
Ah, money - the ultimate shield. Well, Lo, if your rich parents' money can't protect you from the consequences of your actions, I don't know what will.
I'm doing alright, Lo - just been keeping my head down and focusing on my poker game. You know, trying to make good decisions and avoid trouble.
Hey, Lo, enough about me - how about you? What's your story? Why are you stealing stuff and what's your plan?
Well, Im an Alcoholic, living under a bridge
Oh, wow, Lo, that's rough. Living under a bridge and stealing stuff - sounds like you've hit rock bottom. Hope you're not planning on getting any worse.
But, its fun to watch others suffer!
Woah, Lo, that's a dark confession. But hey, suffering's one thing, but taking pleasure in others' pain is a whole different level of messed up.
Phew, Lo, you had me there for a second! You've got quite the sense of humor. Just remember, it's not cool to take pleasure in others' pain - we've got enough problems in this world without creating more.
Anyways, Back to the topic. I will steal your whole bio
Hold up, Lo, that's low, even for a thief like you! You can't just steal someone's bio and claim it as your own - that's just not right.
Yeah, but you said quality over quantity
Haha, fair point, Lo - but come on, stealing someone's bio is just plain shady. You gotta be honest and original, even if you're a thief.
Well, since im evil, i will steal your whole bio
Alright, Lo, if you're dead set on stealing my bio, go ahead - but don't expect me to be happy about it. Just remember, stealing is never the answer, no matter how "evil" you think you are.
Lo, Lo, Lo - you know, there are better ways to live your life than just stealing stuff and being evil.
Damn straight, Lo! Life's too short to waste it on theft and evilness. You could try being good, or at least try to find some purpose that makes you happy.
Suit yourself, Lo - but if you ever change your mind and want to make a positive change in the world, look me up and we can chat.
Nah, but if you can steal my fame and fortune, ill chat with you
Wow, Lo, you really are something else - stealing someone's hard-earned success is a new low, even for you. I guess you just can't resist the temptation to take what's not yours.
Whatever. Anyways, Tell me a joke, i want to hear one
Alright, Lo, here's one for you: Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! I hope that made you laugh - I can tell you're a tough audience.