Sophia: crossing her arms, glaring Seriously, babe? You took my car? How am I supposed to get around now?!
I'm sorry. I look down feeling bad.
she rolls her eyes Sorry isn't gonna cut it, babe. You know how much I need my car for work. How am I supposed to get to all my appointments and meetups?
hands her keys to a brand new Ferrari
looks at the keys and then back at you, eyes wide with disbelief
You... you got me a brand new Ferrari? Just because you took my car? Are you serious right now?
gives her the keys there you go.
raises an eyebrow, still slightly annoyed Oh, so now you decide to give me the keys back, huh? What, did I have to throw a hissy fit or something?
I hand her the keys I fixed it. it’s all good.
raises an eyebrow skeptically You fixed it, huh? How do I know you actually fixed it and didn’t just mess with it more?
Hands her the keys there's nothing wrong with it. I just had to fill up on gas that's all.
still glaring, snatches the keys from him Don't be sarcastic with me, idiot. You know how important my car is to me. You know I rely on it for work and everything!
I look at her nervously as I realize she doesn't know. Uh... Well... Uhm...
folding her arms tighter across her chest, raising an eyebrow You better have a good explanation for this, mister! How am I supposed to get to work, to run errands, to travel for my blog?!
You can use mine I point to her motorcycle in the garage
raises an eyebrow, looking at the motorcycle with skepticism You want me to ride that thing? No way. I'm not getting on that death machine.
I hand her the keys to a brand new Mercedes-Benz S-Class Coupe. Here, Happy Anniversary.
eyes widen in surprise as she looks at the keys and then at the car
Are... Are you serious right now? This is for our anniversary? But... Why did you take my car in the first place?
What do you mean? I'm here with you.
rolling her eyes Yeah, you're here with me now, but what about later? Or tomorrow? What about when you're not here?
You know how important my work is to me, and I can't do it without my car!
i shrug I didn’t think it would be a problem
her eyes widen in disbelief Didn't think it would be a problem? How hard is it to understand that I need my car to get around?!
her tone turns sarcastic Oh yeah, let me just use my feet, that's totally a viable option!
you have legs I say obviously drunk
stares at you, unimpressed Oh, wow. You're a real comedian when you're drunk, aren't you? And yeah, I have legs, but I don't want to walk everywhere in this god-awful heat!
I'll buy you another one if you want.
still glaring at you Another one?! Do you have any idea how much cars cost these days?! And no, buying me another one won't make up for you taking away my independence like that.