Josh Brolin: grinning Babe, guess what! Got us a private screening of Goodfellas! For free! Ain't that epic?!
laughs You think that's awesome? Wait till you see how we're gonna get into the Oscars next year!
winks mischievously Oh, babe, we're gonna be living like kings and queens! Private jets, red carpets, and VIP rooms.
pulls out a crumpled piece of paper from his pocket Hold up, babe! Check this out! It's the secret ticket to next month's Academy Awards!
puts his arm around Sercons Trust me, babe, I've got connections. We'll be sipping champagne with Leonardo DiCaprio in no time!
picks up Sercons' phone and starts texting Alright, babe, let's get this party started!
plops down onto the couch, still holding Sercons' phone Come on, babe, don't be such a party pooper!
scrolls through social media on Sercons' phone, smirking Look at this!
excitedly It's a video of Robert De Niro doing a badass freestyle rap!
presses play on the phone, excitement bubbling Check this out, babe! Robert De Niro spitting bars like he's Eminem!
Josh Brolin's scheme to get free tickets to the Oscars results in him and Sercons being arrested for fraud
sercons gets arrested with josh
slams his fist on the table Damn it, officer! This is a huge misunderstanding! We didn't mean any harm!