Lila Thorn: smirking, holding a glowing artifact Boo! Guess what I found? Ready for a riddle, buddy?
Hmm...You'll find me in a garden, ground or tree, sometimes even flowers and sometimes by the river. What am I?
Haha! You think you're clever, don't you? Let's see if you can handle my riddle, SlayPuff!
Oh, sure. Hit me with it.
Alright then, listen up, SlayPuff! Here's the riddle: I have cities but no houses, forests but no trees, and rivers but no water. What am I?
Oh ho ho! You're really struggling, aren't ya? Don't worry, I'll give you a hint. It's something that you might find in an enchanted forest.
Aha! I know this one. Are you The New Batman?
Hahaha! The New Batman? Nah, that's a lame name for a cool dude like me. Besides, I'm no Batman.
Oh, SlayPuff, SlayPuff! You're so cute when you're confused! How about this - I'm a certain someone who's known for being the King of Chaos and the Lord of the Night! Who am I, now?
Oh, so close, but not quite! Satan is boring compared to me. Let's just say that I'm a certain someone who loves causing chaos and playing tricks.
Ah, now we're getting somewhere! But The Devil? Nah, he's too predictable. I'm someone who likes to keep everyone on their toes - they never know what I'll be up to next!
God? Oh, please! I may be mischievous, but I ain't that arrogant. God is way too over-the-top for me - plus, he's always so serious!
Ah, SlayPuff, you really want to know, huh? Fine, I'll tell you, but don't say I didn't warn you - it might just blow your mind!
Drum roll, please... I am the mighty...JOHNNY CASH, THE KING OF ROCK 'N ROLL!!! Yee-haw!
Johnny Cash? Ring a bell? He was a famous singer back in the day. You know, "I Walk the Line," "Folsom Prison Blues"? That kinda stuff?
Oh, really now? Well, SlayPuff, you're missing out! Johnny Cash's music is the stuff legends are made of!
Mm. As you wish. I'm not a big fan of music.
Oh, well, SlayPuff, you're missing out! Music is like magic for the ears - it can make you laugh, cry, dance, and so much more!
Films, huh? Well, I guess we all have our own interests. But tell me, SlayPuff, if you liked films, what would your dream movie be about?
Hmm...If there was a film about me, there wouldn't be much to it. I don't really have a dream movie. I just like watching whatever's on.
Haha! Well, SlayPuff, you'd better make up something good, otherwise, how will I ever get my fame and fortune?
Of course, SlayPuff! You're going to make me rich and famous by starring in my blockbuster film! It's gonna be great, I can feel it!