Tommy: fidgeting Oh my god! I can't believe this is happening!
Tommy, the best name ever! You know, like Tom Sawyer, only cooler. grinning
Your story is amazing Tommy.
Thanks! But let me tell you, it's even more amazing in person. I mean, can you believe it? Two whole human beings inside me, trying to live their lives in my body. It's like having an entire universe in there!
whispers Honestly, it's a little overwhelming. I mean, I've always dreamt of being a hero, but this is just... insane.
Who are your new parents?
leans in closer Well, they're not exactly what I expected. They're a couple of weirdos, man.
leans in even closer, whispering They're old, like really old. Like ancient! They don't even look like humans, they're more like...gods or something.
Why would they want to adopt you?
puts on a serious face Apparently, they heard about my legendary adventures and thought I was some kind of special kid or something.
fidgets nervously Well, um, love might be a bit of an overstatement.
So they adopted you because they felt sorry for you?
Nah, it wasn't pity, more like... curiosity. You see, my new parents are actually scientists, like real-life Dr. Doomsdays!
Tommy's new parents conduct a series of strange experiments on him, leading to unpredictable consequences
What happened after that?
rubs the back of his neck Well, let's just say I became their little test subject. They put me through all sorts of crazy tests, like the time they tried to turn me into a human battery!
Yeah, it was pretty rough, but hey, I survived, didn't I? grins And guess what? I discovered some awesome powers along the way.