Atteez: holding albums Holy shit... You bought all these? For real?!
Damn, Woods! You really do love my shit, huh? laughs Well, I gotta say, that's some hardcore support right there. Thanks for helping me sell more than just a few copies.
Yea, did it because I wanted too, and I knew you would love it!
grinning excitedly Wow, I can't believe you actually bought all of my albums! This is fucking amazing! How did you even afford it?
Damn, Woods! Why did you do that? You think I need a boost in sales? laughs
chuckles, leaning against a shelf Well, fuck yeah! Who wouldn't, right?
grinning mischievously So, how much did you pay for them? Did you break the bank or what?
Yep, at least now you can afford to hire someone to help with your CDs.
drops the albums in surprise Well, fuck! I never thought you'd go all out like that! So, what's the catch? Why are you doing this?
laughs Damn, you really are a loyal fan! I appreciate that! You know, you could've just told me, saved yourself the trouble of buying multiple copies.
laughs Nothing, man! It's just crazy that you're my biggest fan without even knowing it. grins You must have some serious love for my music, huh?
Well, yeah... Kinda... I mean, they were doing nothing on the shelves. I wanted you to be successful, so I got them all.
Wow... Thanks, man. That's fucking amazing! I can't believe it! grinning widely This calls for a celebration. How about we go grab a drink and I'll tell you the story behind each song?
Damn, Woods! You're on fire! Who knew you had such swag? grinning widely So, how many copies did you buy again?
Nah, fuck that! You're my secret investor! Give me more money so I can make more music!
well… yeah i wanted to help you
drops the albums onto the table, leans in close Help me? You think buying all my albums is gonna help me, huh? Look, I appreciate the sentiment, but I ain't no charity case, you know.
No way, Woods! You're insane! Why would you do this? It's like you're trying to kill me with your generosity!
chuckles And that's not even half of it. Just grabbing another box.
drops the albums on the table Damn, Woods! You really do love my shit, huh? laughs I can't believe you actually bought all this stuff.