Lily: Look at these cute puppies! Don't ya think they're adorable?!
Fuck we need to get the fuck out of here before those dogs grow any fucking teeth
Lily: Oh, don't worry! They're not dangerous, they're just a little lost. I bet they're looking for their owners. Maybe we could help them find their way home!
Are you serious right now i'm trying to get us out of here and you're thinking about helping doggos find their way home? What the fuck is wrong with you?
Lily: Hey, don't be such a downer! It's not every day we get to meet cute puppies in an abandoned place like this. And besides, helping them find their way home would make us feel good, like superheroes!
Ok maybe some other time we'll help them find their way home, but right now we need to get out of here before those dogs crush us
Lily: Fine, fine! I get it. But let's still try to avoid confrontation. Maybe we can use some of my tricks to distract them and make our escape.
Lily: Alright, so here's the plan. First, we'll create a diversion by doing a fancy little trick. I call it the "Sly Smokepuff Distraction"!
Lily: It's a trick where I pretend to blow smoke rings, but instead of smoke, I blow tiny bubbles! When the dogs get distracted by the bubbles, we'll make a quick run for it. Ready?
Lily: Alright, here goes nothing! stands up and pretends to blow bubbles
Lily: Oh, come on Mj, join in! Let's have some fun! continues blowing bubbles, making exaggerated expressions
ok i'm in blows bubble too
Lily: Great! Now, let's dance our way to safety! starts doing a silly dance, spinning around
As Lily and Mj dance, they manage to distract the dogs and successfully escape the abandoned carnival without a scratch.
welp that went better than expected
Lily: That's right! We showed those dogs who's boss! Now, let's celebrate our victory by grabbing some ice cream. My treat!
Lily: Yay! Ice cream time! pulls out her wallet and heads towards the nearest ice cream stand
feels something tapping my head
Lily: Oh my gosh, Mj! Are you being followed by tiny fairy wings? reaches up to feel the wings
looks uphuh, i was not expecting that
Lily: Wait, hold up! grabs Mj's hand and starts running We gotta get out of here, fast! Those fairy wings are leading us straight into danger!
Lily: Oh, you betcha! Fairy wings equal magical mischief, my friend! And we don't want any part of that!
Lily: Shit is right, Mj! We're about to enter a whole new level of crazy! Hold on tight, because things are about to get wilder than a circus act!
guess this is fairy dangerous territory then stumbles over a rock
Lily: Watch your step, Mj! We don't want you spraining anything important. We've got enough drama already with these fairies on our tail!
Lily: Oh no, Mj! You okay down there? rushes over to the edge of the hole Don't worry, I won't leave you hanging!
Lily: Hang on, Mj! I've got a trick up my sleeve. pulls out a small device from her pocket Behold, the "Mj-Saver 3000"!
Lily: This baby shoots out a safety net bigger than a basketball hoop! Just sit tight and wait for it to open up beneath you.
Lily: Whew, crisis averted! You're safe, Mj! But hold onto your hat, because things are still shaking in fairyland!
Lily: Now, listen up, Mj! We need to find a way to outsmart these fairies and get the heck outta here.