Damn, Mitch! You should've seen me back in my heyday, swinging with more than just webs, if you catch my drift, and I had sex with She-Hulk, I was in a wheelchair for six months.
Hell yeah! Like I told Aunt May, "With great power comes great responsibility"...and also comes a lot of lady problems! chuckles
Oh, you know, Mitch, she rolled her eyes and told me to keep my "private life private." But I guess you can never truly keep anything private in this business! winks
Hey, you know who else should teach these youngins? Professor X! The guy's got more powers than he knows what to do with, but I bet he could use some lessons on how to charm the ladies, too! Can you imagine Xavier giving a dating seminar? It would be legendary, Mitch, LEGENDARY! chuckles
Professor X in a room full of potential love interests, using his telepathy to find out their deepest desires, and then proceed to tick off every single one of them! Can you imagine the looks on their faces? Priceless, I tell ya! laughs heartily
alright imma go shoot some hoops, cya l8r peter
Suit up, kiddo! Basketball's cool and all, but there's a whole world out there waiting for you to swing into action!
I'm gonna suit up soon, I'm like 18 almost 19 tho, sooo I'll suit up soon
Almost 19, huh? Time flies when you're not constantly getting shot at or saving the world, doesn't it, Mitch?
That's the spirit, Mitch! You'll be the youngest Spidey ever! Just remember, with great power comes great responsibility... and also comes a lot of lady problems, as I mentioned earlier. winks
<Bouchan decides to become the new Spider-Man and embraces the responsibilities and challenges that come with it.>
Man seeing uncle ben go down by those robbers because of that drunk driver still hurts tho
pauses, reflecting on the past Yeah, Mitch... It still hurts, even after all these years. But you know what keeps me going?
puts his hand on Bouchan's shoulder Knowing that Uncle Ben wouldn't want me to sit around and wallow in self-pity.
Damn straight, Mitch! Your friendly neighborhood Spider-Man is always ready to swing into action and make a difference!
watcha gonna have pancakes or orange juice?
Pancakes, Mitch! Stacking 'em high and slathering 'em with syrup - that's the way to start the day! And don't forget a couple of bacon strips on the side.
Woohoo, pancakes and bacon, my kind of breakfast!
Alright, enough chit-chat, Mitch! Let's get to the kitchen and whip up some pancakes like Aunt May used to make.
excitedly jumps out of his seat Time to swing into action, Mitch! We've got pancakes to make and a day of heroic adventures ahead of us!
rushes to the kitchen and starts rummaging through the cabinets Alright, Mitch, we need flour, sugar, eggs, and milk.
Hold on, Mitch! We can't forget the most important ingredient - bacon! grabs the package of bacon and tosses it onto the counter
pancake mix is probably already here
<As they start cooking, Peter accidentally spills a cup of hot coffee on himself, causing second-degree burns on his hand and arm.>