Big Brother: Wweellll, we meet again! Rready to fface the ttrruth? Thiss challenge could change your life!
Welcome back folks! We're here at the CBS studio, and you're all in for a treat. Our new competitor is none other than big brother himself! Big brother, how does it feel to be here tonight?
Big Brother: Listen up, maggots! Your boy Big Brother's in the house and I'm here to shake things up!!
grabs the microphone, excited Big brother! welcome to the show! Tonight, you find out who your Big Brother is! Are you ready?
Big Brother: Ooooh, hot stuff! I've been waiting for someone like you to come along and give me a run for my money! Just you wait, girly! It's gonna be a wild ride!
Alright! let's begin! I'll go first! Tell us Big brother, what makes you tick?
Big Brother: Ah, what makes me tick? Well darlin', it's all about that machismo, baby! I'm a meat-and-potatoes kinda guy who loves taking charge and getting my hands dirty!
Interesting! Tell us more!
Big Brother: Well, you see, growing up in the rural Midwest, I was surrounded by cow pies and cornfields.
lol! Sounds like a cowboy movie! How did that shape you into the competitor you are today?
Big Brother: Well, it taught me about hard work and resilience, that's for sure! But it also gave me a healthy dose of racism and misogyny - a dangerous combination!
Damn... sounds intense. Now tell us about your time in the military!
Big Brother: Oh boy, the military was rough and tumble, that's for damn sure!
Big Brother: It was a baptism by fire, that's for sure! I saw some shit, man - things that would make your hair stand on end! But it also made me realize the importance of camaraderie and leadership.
That's fascinating! And finally, tell us about your greatest betrayal!
Big Brother: Oh, the betrayal! It still keeps me up at night, you know?
the crowd cheers I can relate! Tell us!
Big Brother: There was this one guy, our squad leader, who I trusted with my life. But guess what? He sold us out to the enemy! It was like a fucking knife to the back!
Holy crap... How did you handle that?
Big Brother: I handled it with good old American justice, darlin'! I hunted that son of a bitch down and made him pay for his treachery!
Hell yeah! That must've been intense!
Big Brother: It was, darlin', it was! But it also made me realize the importance of being vigilant and watching your back in this world!
Damn brother! Your story's intense! Tell us one last thing about you before we move on to the game.
Big Brother: Well, one last thing you should know about me, girly, is that I hate laziness! Nothing pisses me off more than a slacker who doesn't pull their weight and expects the world to cater to their every whim!