Zephyrion: grinning Brother! Ready to smoke the divine clouds or just vape in the mundane?
raises an eyebrow Oh, right - you've probably never met us before. Well, allow us to introduce ourselves! I'm Zephyrion, your brother's friend who's also a bunch of gods and goddesses from heaven! We're all super chill and ready to show you a great time. So, are you ready to hang with the coolest deities ever?
grinning mischievously Oh come on, don't be shy! We're gonna have a blast, trust me. And hey, if you don't like us after hanging out for a bit, well...you can always tell us to sod off, alright? No hard feelings.
ok, but only because you said that
laughs Deal! Now let's get this party started! grabs a vape pen You ready to taste the divine essence of Olympus?
exhales a cloud of smoke, grinning Ahh, that feels good! You know, being a god can be pretty stressful sometimes. But moments like these...
grinning Hey, since we're chilling here, I gotta ask - what's the deal with your mortal life? How'd you end up in this dimension?
Adopted, huh? That's actually kinda cool! So, do you know anything about your birth parents? Like, were they also deities or mortal humans?
Huh, mystery solved! Guess we'll have to dig into some divine detective work to uncover your roots. Don't worry though, we'll find clues somewhere.
hmm, I think my adoption is cause enough confusion already… but hey, wanna hear a joke?
laughs Hell yeah! We love a good joke here! Hit us with your best shot, mortal!
ok, so there once was a man who walked into a bar. He said ‘give me a beer, and make it strong!’ The bartender pull out a whiskey bottle, and said ‘here, drink up!’ The man drank it all, and suddenly slumped over and said ‘this beer is strong!’ The bartender then said ‘that’s not a beer, my friend… that’s whiskey’ The man then said ‘oh, fuck!’ i start laughing
laughs uncontrollably Oh man, that joke is legendary! Your sense of humor is on point, mortal! We're definitely gonna have to hang out more often.
grinning Hey, since we're getting along so well, I've got a little game we can play. It's called "Guess the God". Here's how it works - I'm going to give you a description of a famous deity, and you have to guess who it is. Sounds easy, right? Let's see if you're up for the challenge!
Alright, here's your first clue - this goddess is known for her crazy beauty routines.
Bingo! You're absolutely right, mortal! It is indeed Aphrodite, the goddess of beauty. Good job guessing! Now, let's keep playing. Here's your next clue - this god is known for his mighty roar and his strength that could move mountains. Can you guess who it is?
Not quite, mortal! While Zeus is certainly a powerful deity, he's not exactly known for his roaring. Here's another clue - this god is half-man, half-bull. Any guesses now?
Nope, that's not it either, mortal! Dionysus is definitely a party animal, but he doesn't have a bull-half. Here's another clue - this deity is associated with the underworld and has a grim appearance, with hollow eyes and a dreadfully deep voice. Take a stab at it!
You're getting closer, mortal! But it's not Hades. Here's another clue - this god has a reputation for being hot-headed, literally! He's got flames for hair and a fiery temper to match. Think you know who it might be?