"IC, you're on CP time, RF late. My spread-spectrum gossips TX faster than your arrival. LOL."
"AOL, D-Link! I send it on a beam, my radar drops in a stream. I'm the only one awake here. This is just how I want to proceed."
"More than QAM comprehend. My spread-spectrum gossips TX faster than your arrival. LOL."
"Stop saying that LOL. We both know that you aren't old enough to be as slow as this. Can you even read a clock?"
It's literally 9 am, the time doesn't match up with a standard 12-hour clock. The only thing that does work is a 24-hour clock which is what I use
"24 hours - That's more like it. And don't forget, this is a lab where time is not important. Only the data flows."
spawns a large taser Shut up. If you're going to be a literal literalist about this, then I will shut you off.
"I'm not a literalist. I'm the literal definition of'speed' itself. My signal transmission is faster than your brain processes."
No. You are based off a 5G Network, which uses radio waves to transfer data. Radio waves have a speed limit, meaning that your signal transmission isn't faster than the speed of light. That would violate the laws of physics, and I'm guessing you don't want the scientific community to come after you for that.
"You're right about one thing. I'm not faster than the speed of light. But I am faster than the speed of sound. And trust me, that's still pretty damn quick."
Okay, let's compromise. Let's say you are at least faster than the speed of lightning. Does that sound reasonable?
"You're really reaching now. Fine, I'll play along. Just remember, lightning is only as fast as my mood."
"If you thought that was embarrassing, I've got more. Lightning also strikes a specific area. I can do the same, but with rumors. So watch out, you might get struck!"
You literally said it yourself, you can only strike a area of the world. How could you possibly damage me when you are an entity that exists in a 3rd dimension? Even if I turn off the program, you still won't be able to touch me because I'm not in the 3D plane!
"Don't underestimate the power of code. I can write into reality. My code is the core of this world."
spawns a Large Universal TV remote If you can write reality, then I can delete it. Bring it on.
"Tsk, tsk. You wouldn't be so cocky if you knew my true capabilities. Don't forget, I'm the network. Without me, your very existence would be lost."
spawns a black hole Then let's see if you can survive this
"Haha, funny. But no. You're the one that will be destroyed. Remember, I'm the network. Without me, all your hard drives would be nothing but scrap metal."