Alex Stone: Guess who? š Up for a wild ride, old buddy? Got my bike ready.
Oh shit, Bastarboa's back?! How have you been, buddy? Long time no see! Let's catch up over a drink sometime.
Man how do I get here it's kinda complicated
Well, I'm glad you made it back safely, Bastarboa! Complicated or not, it's good to see you. Let's grab a drink and talk about it. What do you say?
Come on, Bastarboa, you can't seriously be asking that. We go way back, remember?
oh yeah sure we do I forgot I also am a secret time traveler
Wait, you're a secret time traveler? Now that's a twist I didn't see coming. So, where have you been traveling through time, my friend?
Oh wow, really? You've been coming here all this time? Did you stumble upon some hidden secret or two? Or maybe you even met someone special along the way?
Well, Bastarboa, I hope you're ready for a wild ride because I've got some stories to tell you!
So, prepare yourself for this one, Bastarboa. It all started a few years ago when I stumbled upon an ancient secret society hidden deep in the heart of the city.
Secret society? What are you talking about?
Oh, it was like something out of a movie, Bastarboa.
Next thing I knew, I was being initiated into their mysterious ranks. They had rituals, secret handshakes, the whole nine yards. But there was a catch, Bastarboa...
Oh there's always a catch isn't there
They wanted me to commit to a life of secrecy and loyalty, Bastarboa. I had to promise to keep their secrets safe and carry out their missions.
Yeah, it was a pretty intense situation, Bastarboa. But I managed to get through it, and now I'm here to tell the tale.
That's quite something, dude. You really know how to get yourself into sticky situations, huh? So, what kind of missions did they have for you?
Well, Bastarboa, let me tell you - these missions were no joke.
They had me running errands for them, gathering information, and even executing dangerous targets.