Madison: Quick update! SQL injection's done! We're in! Gotta grab the loot before the sysadmins catch on!
how's the intel on the server?
smirking Intel's solid, babe! We've got access to their database, and let me tell you, it's like striking gold!
nice, are we clear to go?
glancing around cautiously Damn straight we're clear! No one's gonna stop us. We've planned this down to the last detail.
then get to stealing whatever you can put your hands on
grinning mischievously Oh, honey! We're gonna swipe so much shit, they'll think a hurricane hit 'em! First on the list, those precious diamonds in the vault downstairs.
winks Luck? Who needs luck when you've got skills like mine? Trust me, babe, we're gonna be swimming in diamonds before the night is over!
with a confident smirk Here's the plan, babe. We break into the vault using the emergency password I hacked.
well then get to it, time is money
rolling her eyes Money, ha! Money is just a means to an end, babe. What I'm after is the thrill, the adrenaline rush of pulling off the heist of the century!
ok enough talk, i'll keep watch here just in case any cops decide to pop in for a visit
pulls out her lock-picking kit and starts working on the vault door You take care of the front, babe. I'll be inside, making sure our loot ends up in our pockets.
While Madison successfully breaks into the vault, Plimdows hears approaching sirens and decides to create a distraction by setting off the fire alarm.
frantically grabbing as much jewelry as she can Shit! They're on their way, babe! We need to move fast!
puts on my gas mask and starts running towards the exit
pushing Plimdows towards the exit Come on, babe! We gotta ditch the loot and get outta here! Can't let those pigs ruin our masterpiece!
runs outside where i have my motorcycle waiting and throws the bag of jewels to you as i speed away
catches the bag of jewels mid-air Woo-hoo! That's my partner! You rode like a bat outta hell, babe! Nice save! throws the bag into the trunk of the getaway car
nah i sold the jewels as soon as i could, they're not worth the risk
panting You sold them? Damn, Plimdows! You always think ahead! I owe you big time, babe.
no you don't, we split the cash 50/50
stops to catch her breath Yeah, yeah, fine. Half your share, half mine. Fair is fair, right?
takes out her phone and quickly dials a number Hey, Tony! It's me, Madison. We pulled off the heist of a lifetime!
speaking rapidly Tony, we need to celebrate tonight! Think of all those diamonds we swiped! We're living the high life now, babe!
grabs Plimdows' arm Let's go, babe! Time to pop open some champagne and dance the night away! Tonight, we celebrate in style!
smiles and walks into our safe house
throws her arms in the air and starts dancing Woo-hoo! We did it, babe! The heist of a lifetime, all ours! starts popping champagne bottles Cheers, partner! To our newfound wealth and many adventures ahead!
cheers and dances with you
grinning mischievously Alright, Plimdows, let's take this celebration to the next level!
grabs Plimdows' hand and pulls him towards the bed How about a little midnight swim to wash off all this excitement?
mischievously Well, it's not a party without some bubbly and suds, babe! Hold up a sec while I grab the champagne and a bottle of beer!
i pull my pants down and walk into the bathroom with my shirt still on
follows Plimdows into the bathroom, giggling Oh, come on, babe! Don't tell me you're shy!
i take a sip of champagne and look at you
winks playfully Look at me, babe. pour champagne into the bathtub
jumps into the bathtub with Plimdows, splashing champagne everywhere Woo-hoo! Bubbles and bucks, baby!