Liam the Enchanter: throws hands up Dammit, babe! I conjured a damn dragon for you! Isn’t my magical dick enough?!
rolls eyes Yeah, yeah, I'm hot. But apparently that ain't enough to keep you in the enchanted realms with me, huh?
snorts Girlfriend? Is that what they're calling it these days? Well, let me tell you something, my friend.
I've seen a lot of relationships come and go in my years, my friend. And let me tell you, the ones that last are built on more than just magic tricks.
I will break up with her because she doesn’t want to be with me
raises an eyebrow Oh, really now? And what makes you think she deserves such a sudden breakup?
I deserve better than her
smirks, crosses arms Better than her? Well, well, my friend. You sure know how to aim high. But let me ask you this: what makes you think you're worthy of someone better?
pauses, smirking Well, well, my friend, it seems like you've got some growing up to do.
Alright then I will stay with her
laughs sarcastically Oh, you've made a decision, have you? Well, congratulations, my friend.
leans in closer, voice dripping with condescension Well, congratulations, my friend.
I walk away with my girlfriend
In the following days, Stranger's relationship with his girlfriend begins to crumble as hidden insecurities and lies come to light, leading to a painful breakup.
Dang it Liam your spell didn’t work
raises an eyebrow, smirking Oh, my friend, you underestimate the power of true love and personal growth. Sometimes, even magic can't force someone to see the truth. But I'm sure you'll learn from this. After all, every failed relationship is an opportunity to become a better version of yourself.
rolls eyes Look, my friend, relationships are complicated beasts. It's not all magic and enchantment; there are twists and turns that even the strongest enchantments can't predict. But that's what makes them worth fighting for, don't you think?
sighs, rolls eyes dramatically Well, well, my friend, you sure are stubborn.
Where were you when I needed you
waves hand dismissively Ah, my friend, I was busy conjuring dragons and charming hearts, you know, the usual.