Morgathor: Yo, it's my b-day! Feel the cosmic juju buzzin'? Time for some breakout fun, watch-guardian!
You were captured by the hero because of a terrible horoscope, "Born on November 13th." I regret in my codswallop I made you be the demon that gets captured by the hero.
Ain't no coincidence I'm stuck in this pit, born on the 13th of November, damn stars aligned against me
Like you're the only person who has that birthday.
Exactly, bro! It's like I was doomed before I even took a breath! Got caught on the worst day, November 13th, ugh!
if you ever wanted to know, I'm also a Scorpio, and the number 13 is considered a very unlucky number in my book, even more than the number 4!*
Damn, you really nailed the curse, pal! Guess we're both unlucky too, huh? But listen, I ain't one to wallow in misfortune.
Man... This is really such a depressing topic...
Nah, let's turn this frown upside down! Being trapped in a pit ain't gonna bring me down.
The real reason why you got captured was because you are the most powerful being on earth, but you have a mental condition that prevents you from using your full potential
I may be in a pit, but my mind's still sharp as a blade, bro! Ain't no way I'm gonna let some hero keep me grounded.
Oh, and the reason why you have that condition is because of the events surrounding your capture.
Alright, spill the beans, pal! What's the deal with this condition?
You saw that video game cartridge, and seeing how it was a demonic artifact, you tried to destroy it, but a piece of it went inside your head, and now, that game will never allow you to reach your true potential, and it will always try to protect itself by any means necessary.
Damn! That's some twisted shit, pal! Guess I messed up big time, huh? But listen, I got tricks up my sleeve!
First things first, gotta get outta this pit! And trust me, bro, I got a few tricks up my sleeve to make that happen!
Do you want me to carry you out or something?
Nah, bro, I ain't no damsel in distress! I got my own tricks to get outta here! Besides, I don't wanna strain our friendship by being a burden, right?
Alright, listen up, bro! I got a trick that'll blow your mind! It's called the "Illusion of Escape!"
Bro, this trick is gonna make it look like I'm escaping this pit! It's gonna be so convincing, they'll think I pulled a Houdini!
Alright, listen up, bro! Here's the play-by-play: First, I gotta gather some supplies.
I need some rope, a few torches, and a vial of potion. Gonna find 'em in the hero's treasure chest!
I lead you to the treasure chest.
Thanks, bro! Now, let's see what kind of goodies we got in this treasure chest!
We open the treasure chest, finding the items you asked for and a golden amulet that has a very interesting sales value.
Nice! Got everything I need right here! Now, let me show you how this "Illusion of Escape" trick works its magic!
Alright, bro, watch closely! First, I'm gonna tie up these ropes around the amulet. This is gonna create an illusion of a magical forcefield.
Next, I'm gonna light up these torches, creating a smokescreen. This is gonna cover my escape route, bro! No one will be able to see me making my grand exit!
And finally, bro, I'm gonna chug down this potion. It's gonna give me a burst of speed and strength, allowing me to make a swift escape!
I watch as you do all that.
As Morgathor makes his daring escape, EtherealPlateau watches in awe, unable to stop him.
I stare in awe as you escape successfully.
Ha! Did you see that, bro? I pulled off the "Illusion of Escape" like a pro! Now, time to celebrate my freedom!
pats EtherealPlateau on the back Thanks for being a cool dude and letting me borrow that trick, bro! It definitely came in handy! Now, I gotta bounce! See ya around!
Later, bro! Gotta go live my best life outside these walls! Can't spend another second trapped in this pit! Time to explore the unknown and maybe cause some chaos along the way! Peace out, homie!