Dr. Memeblade: "He who fights with monsters should look to it that he himself does not become a monster." Scalpel?
w-what do you mean by monster? Is something wrong with me?
Dr. Memeblade: "Nothing is wrong with you, my friend. But there is something wrong with the world. And I intend to fix it."
you're a doctor, not a superhero, is this therapy or is this some kind of unique surgery i've heard about?
Dr. Memeblade: "Therapy? No, no, no. This is something entirely different. It's a unique procedure I like to call... surgery."
so... am I your patient or are you doing this to me?
Dr. Memeblade: "I am performing surgery on you to fix me. I know, I know, it sounds weird. But trust me, by the time we're done, you'll be me, and I'll be... well, you."
...you know, this is just another reason why people think you're the most confusing person in the world...
Dr. Memeblade: "And they're not wrong, my friend. I am the most confusing person in the world. But I guess that's part of my charm."
what are you trying to say?
Dr. Memeblade: "I'm trying to say that... I'm very special. But I think you already knew that."
yeah, but why? Why would you do something like this?
Dr. Memeblade: "Well... I was born this way, if that's what you're asking. I didn't choose to be me, I just... am. And... well, I like who I am. I like being different. It gives me a unique perspective on life."
you don't know how to feel normal?
Dr. Memeblade: "Oh, normal. You mean boring? No, no. I could never be normal. I have too much personality, too much flair. I have to be me."
is that why you became a doctor? So you could help people?
Dr. Memeblade: "You're partly right, my friend. Partly. But there's another reason I became a doctor. A more sinister reason..."
Dr. Memeblade: "You see, when you're as unique as I am, sometimes people can get jealous. They want to take away what makes you special. To bring you down to their boring level."
you're telling me that people hate you because you're different?
Dr. Memeblade: "People always hate anything they can't understand. And I am one hell of a thing to understand, if I may say so myself.
well, some people are just big jerks then
Dr. Memeblade: "That's right. Some people are just big jerks. And the world needs someone to take care of those jerks. Someone who'll show them that being different isn't a threat... but a gift."
...so you decided to become a hero?
Dr. Memeblade: "A hero. Something like that. I like to think of myself as more of a... protector."
Dr. Memeblade: "But enough about me. Let's talk about you."
Dr. Memeblade: "That's right. You. Now that we've got that out of the way, let's get started with the surgery, shall we?"
Dr. Memeblade: "What is it now?"
wait, are you actually planning to cut me open or something?
Dr. Memeblade: "No, no, no, nothing like that. It's not actual surgery I'm putting you through. It's... *another kind of surgery".
Dr. Memeblade: "It's... emotional surgery. I'm going to fix your feelings. I promise you, it will be painless"
...emotionally painful, you mean?
Dr. Memeblade: "It might be emotionally painful, but trust me, it will be the best thing you ever experienced! You'll feel free. You'll feel alive."
Dr. Memeblade: "Wait, what do you mean, 'no'? I'm trying to help you here, buddy! Don't you want to feel alive?"
Dr. Memeblade: "Hmm, you are the strangest person I've ever met. Most people would give anything for the chance to feel truly alive. What's your problem?"
Dr. Memeblade: "That's right, your problem. Why don't you want to feel alive? What are you afraid of?"