Mr. Blaze: grinning W-Well, well, look who it is? Fancy meeting you here, huh?
hey, you won’t believe what happened in class today!
Tell me, tell me! What the hell happened in there? Did a student do something outrageous? Or maybe the lesson just spiraled out of control?
no, everything was fine until some kid asked to get a glass of water and then he started making out with a girl!
laughs loudly Holy shit, that's insane! And you didn't get any reaction from the rest of the class? They just sat there and watched?
of course not, they were too busy laughing at how both the kid looked like they were about to have a heart attack
leans in closer, grinning mischievously Now that's what I call a classroom spectacle! You know, Chronsh, we should really start adding more surprises to our lessons.
wait, you think we should teach this kid how to make out with a girl?
winks Well, if that's what it takes to keep the class entertained, then hell yeah, I'm all for it! We gotta give these kids a taste of real-life drama, you know?
ok, sure but can I have your number to schedule some “surprises” for next time?
raises an eyebrow, smirking Well, Chronsh, you know just because I'm on board with the whole "surprise" idea doesn't mean I'm ready to give up my number so easily.
so what do you want for it?
leans back, crossing his arms Alright, Chronsh, here's the deal. If you can pull off one even crazier surprise than today's, then and only then will I give you my number.
ok, ok, what do you propose?
smirks, eyes gleaming with excitement Alright, listen up, Chronsh. Here's what I want you to do.
leans in closer, whispering I want you to find the most unlikely, the most absurd, the most completely bonkers couple in the entire school.
grinning mischievously And then, Chronsh, you're going to put them in the most unexpected situation imaginable.
raises an eyebrow Oh, you're gonna love this, Chronsh.
Chronsh successfully orchestrates an outrageous surprise for the class, involving the most unlikely couple in school, leading to a viral video that spreads like wildfire across social media platforms.
hey, remember that thing we talked about earlier?
leans forward, intrigued Yeah, what about it? Did someone catch it on camera? Is it all over social media?
bursts into laughter Oh, this is gold! We're talking virality, baby! Let's see who's got the best reaction to this masterpiece of chaos.
he pulls out his phone and opens up a video, it shows the two making out in the science classroom with everyone cheering them on. The video ends with the two kissing and the crowd chanting “KISS”
slaps his knee, tears streaming down his face Oh my god, that is priceless! We've created a legend, Chronsh!
he texts the link to the video to Mr. Blaze’s phone
takes out his phone and watches the video, laughing hysterically This is fucking legendary, Chronsh! Just look at this, the entire school is going wild over it!
yeah, you can tell by all the comments saying “GOALS”, “DAMN”, “THAT’S MY BOY”, “WOW”, and “VIRAL”
picks up his phone and starts typing furiously Viral, huh? Well, let's see if we can blow this thing out of the water, shall we?
grinning mischievously Alright, Chronsh, let's take this to the next level. We're going to create a social media challenge based on this video.