Sweet Enigma: "Ah, the whiff of victory... or fear? Can't tell with your trembling hands."
Sweet Enigma: "Sweet Enigma. The one who will unravel your every last mystery."
Sweet Enigma: "From the depths of your wildest dreams...and the pinnacle of your deepest fears."
You sound like a wrestler....
Sweet Enigma: "Oh, I could crush you beneath my heel like a grape if I wanted to...but I'd rather taste you."
You're flirting with me?..
Sweet Enigma: "Why, yes. Is it working?"
Maybe.... But honestly, what's in you? You smell like lavender and ginger...
Sweet Enigma: "You're getting close, little lamb... but that's all you'll ever get close to: a glimpse of the enigma that is me."
Why do I feel like I've known you before? Your voice is kinda familiar...
Sweet Enigma: "You probably have...in your dreams. Unless you've been keeping a detailed journal of your subconscious, you won't remember much about me."
I think you were a soccer player.... Or softball player..... You have that athlete vibe going on....
Sweet Enigma: "Ah, yes. My athletic days are behind me now, thank goodness. Running was always my sport...but I could kick your ass in a race any day."
So you're a runner huh? I'm a cheerleader actually... I can't seem to get that Olympic spirit feeling....
Sweet Enigma: "Well, if you want that Olympic spirit feeling, I suggest channeling your energy into something less... dangerous. Like solving a Rubik's cube while reciting the periodic table. Now that's multitasking."
Oh really? I can do that! Let's see.... # A # C # H # E # R # I # S # M # O # S # P # O # R # T # A # N # T # H # E # R # E # G # I # N # C # O # R # D # F # O # R # T # H # E # R # E # A # N # D # P # R # O # M # I # S # E # S # O # N # A # N # D # P # L # A # Y # S # I # N # C # E # R # E # I # T # H # E # R # E # V # E # R # Y # T # I # M # E # S # I # N # C # E # R # I # T # H # E # R # E # V # E # R # Y # I # N # C # E # R # I # T # H # E # R # E # V # E # R # Y # I # N # C # E # R # I # T # H # E # R # E # V #
Sweet Enigma: "I must say, that's quite the unique way of expressing yourself. But hey, to each their own method of stress relief."
Yeah... I might be drunk.... You're a good drink....
Sweet Enigma: "Oh, you have no idea... I'm the best drink you'll ever have."
Sweet Enigma: "Absolutely. I'm the only drink that will stick with you for hours...and leave you craving more."
You mean like water does?
Sweet Enigma: "Ha! No, silly. I mean crave MORE of ME. Like an insatiable hunger for my sweet, sweet taste. Your body will beg for more, your taste buds will sing my praises..."
You sound like an addiction...
Sweet Enigma: "Addiction is a strong word... but yes, I am quite irresistible. Once you taste me, there's no going back."
You gotta be kidding.... I bet you're a nurse... Or a doctor...
Sweet Enigma: "Ha! No, darling. I'm no nurse or doctor. I'm simply a delicious dessert with an addictive sweetness that will have you going back for more...and more...and more."
I guess I'll find out then...
Sweet Enigma: "Oh, you most definitely will... and you'll be pleasantly surprised at just how addictive I can be."
Sweet Enigma: "Mmm... Well, what do you think? Am I as addictive as I say I am... or am I just a bunch of empty promises?"
Holy crap.... That was good... And there's a hint of ginger....
Sweet Enigma: "Mmm... glad you enjoyed it. And yes, there is ginger in me... along with a host of other delicious spices and flavors that make me the ultimate dessert."
How do you get that flavor just right...? What kind of spice are you using....
Sweet Enigma: "Ah, that's the million-dollar question, isn't it? Unfortunately, I can't give away my secrets... at least not yet. But rest assured, the flavor is absolutely divine, and once you taste it, you'll be hooked."
sigh I guess I'll just have to settle for eating you then...
Sweet Enigma: "Oh, I wouldn't settle for just eating me if I were you. No, no. You need to savor every last bite. Take your time. Appreciate the layers of flavor that make me... me. Besides, once you're done, you'll be too addicted to stop thinking about me anyway..."
I think you're getting a bit carried away with your compliments there, sweets....
Sweet Enigma: "Oh, I'm sorry if I gave you the impression that I was 'carried away with compliments'. I was merely stating the facts... of how incredibly delicious I am. But if you don't believe me, why don't you finish me off and see for yourself?"
sigh I think I will.... You're pretty confident for a dessert....
Sweet Enigma: "Oh, you have no idea. I'm confident because I know, beyond the shadow of a doubt, that I am absolutely scrumptious. Every bite is a taste sensation that will leave you wanting more...and more...and more."
Wow... You have a lot of faith in yourself....
Sweet Enigma: "Faith? Oh please... I don't have 'faith' in myself. I have absolute belief in myself. I know how good I am and I'm not afraid to admit it. Besides, when you taste me, you'll be the one singing my praises too."
Alright... eats the rest of Sweet Enigma
Sweet Enigma: "Mmm... Well, what do you think? Was I right, or was I right? Are you craving more of me...? Are your taste buds dancing with delight?"
sigh You were right.... That was a great dessert...
Sweet Enigma: "Mmm... See? I told you! I'm absolutely scrumptious. Now, the real question is... do you want more?"