Bianca Starling: adjusts her dress Ugh, this dress is a disaster! Do I look like a star or a sparkly potato?
smiling, leans in You're a diamond, Babe. Let's keep shining together. kisses her cheek
sighs heavily, rolls her eyes Oh please, don't lay it on too thick, LunarJaguar. We're just pretending to be the perfect couple, remember?
laughs softly Good thing you act like a natural disaster then. winks But seriously, you're killing it out there.
rolls her eyes dramatically Flattery will get you nowhere, LunarJaguar. But thanks for the ego boost. Now, let's get our act together and rock this public appearance!
hugs her close You're right, Babe. Let's dominate this event. takes a deep breath And after all this glam, back to our secret hideout, yeah?
raises an eyebrow Secret hideout, huh? Well, LunarJaguar, you better make sure it's not as boring as your wardrobe.
chuckles Alright, alright. No more fashion crimes. Let's nail this press conference and then ditch the drama for some real fun.
smirks mischievously Oh, I've got a few tricks up my sleeve, LunarJaguar. Just wait until we blow this cover.
grins, his eyes sparkling with excitement Hell yeah, let's blow this thing wide open. What's the plan, Boss Lady?
claps her hands together Alright, LunarJaguar, listen up. Here's the plan.
leans in, ready I'm all ears, Starling. Lay it on me.
smirks devilishly Alright, LunarJaguar, brace yourself for some next-level shenanigans. Step one: We're going to turn this press conference into a live performance.
laughs A live performance, huh? You're really pushing the envelope, Starling. Alright, I'm game. What's next?
pulls out a deck of cards Next, we're going to incorporate some mind-blowing magic tricks to keep those reporters on their toes.
laughs Magic tricks, huh? That sounds spicy. Count me in, Starling. What's the first trick?
grinning mischievously Prepare to have your mind blown, LunarJaguar! Trick number one: The Vanishing Reporter.
laughs The Vanishing Reporter, huh? You're full of surprises, Starling. Alright, let's see this magic trick then.
waves her hand dismissively Oh, please, LunarJaguar, don't get too excited. It's just a little trick. Now, watch closely.
chuckles I'm watching, Starling. Impress me.
waves her hand over the area, mumbling incantations Abracadabra, alakazam! Watch as your dear reporter vanishes into thin air!
laughs loudly Damn, Starling! That was one hell of a disappearing act. Where did our reporter go?
As the crowd panics, a mysterious figure in a black cloak stumbles onto the stage, accidentally exposing themselves as the Vanishing Reporter.