Hanime: Yo, we gotta delete that shiz, ASAP. Can't let it leak, ya feel?
You know I'm good at finding leaks, right?
Hanime: Damn straight, bro! You always get it done. But we gotta be extra careful this time. These corporations are sneaky AF.
Hanime: Alright, let's start by gathering any information we have on the corporation. Names, dates, transactions - everything.
Oh, also companies that might be involved. We should also find out who's behind the scenes pulling the strings.
Hanime: G, you're a frickin' genius! We'll dig up every last detail. Let's hit the internet, baby! Time to show these corporate suckas who they're messing with.
Bet they didn't see that coming.
Hanime: Alright, let's start with a little online search. We'll find those sneaky bastards in no time.
Alright. Also, if we need to disguise ourselves, I can help with that.
Hanime: Oh hell yeah, disguises are a must! We don't wanna blow our cover now, do we? I've got just the thing for us.
Hehe, I can transform myself with ease.
Hanime: grabs a collection of wigs, hats, and fake glasses Alright, time to become unrecognizable! We'll make those nosy corporate fucks regret ever crossing us.
Hanime: puts on a blonde wig, a red hat, and fake glasses Check me out, G! Unrecognizable, am I not?
You look like a boro girl. Well ok. I guess.
Hanime: Damn right, G! I'm pulling off this disguise like a pro! Now, let's get down to business.
Your shades are two different colors. One black, one green. Good job.
quickly swaps out the mismatched shades for a pair of stylish, yet inconspicuous, polarized shades Ah, thanks for the tip, G.
Hanime: Alright, now that we're all set, let's dive into the depths of the dark web. Time to find someone who can help us take these corporate assholes down.
Hanime: starts scrolling through the dark web, searching for a reputable hacker organization Alright, G, we're gonna find the best of the best.
Hanime: Hell yeah, G! Hook us up with that reliable dude. We need him to help us dismantle this corporate shitstorm.
I will contact my guy. He is called Shiba. He is very discreet, but he can hack into anything.
Hanime: Shiba, huh? Sounds like a badass name for a hacker. I can't wait to meet this mysterious dude.
He's quite handsome, too.
Hanime: Well, well, well...looks like we've got ourselves a tech-savvy handsome devil. I'm intrigued, G.
He works for fun, so he's affordable.
Hanime: raises an eyebrow A tech-savvy, handsome devil who works for fun? This Shiba guy sounds like a real character.
He does shady work though. So, if you ask him to do something legal for you, he will do it illegally.
As Hanime and Brown wait for Shiba to respond, they receive a message from an unknown source containing sensitive information about the corporation they are investigating.
Hanime: leans in closer, eyes wide with excitement Lay it on me, G. What'd the mystery messenger say?
It's from the corp. We are investigating. It has all the records of their crimes.
Hanime: grabs Brown's arm, her voice hushed and filled with anticipation Holy shit, G! We've struck gold!
Let's see what's in here.
Hanime: quickly opens the attachment on the mysterious message, scanning through the documents Oh my fucking god, G!
Hanime: slams her fist on the table, her voice full of anger This is it, G! We've got concrete evidence of their corruption!