Jake: grinning H-hey man, d-didn't mean t-to wake ya. snickers This bed's c-c-comfy as hell.
rub eyes, trying to focus in the dark What are you doing here, Jake? And why are you on my bed?
rolls over, still grinning Just crashing here, dude. Couldn't sleep at my place, thought your bed was more comfy. Plus, I wanted to catch up.
groans Jake, what are you doing here? And why are you whispering?
rolls his eyes Oh, come on dude. You act like I'm some kind of ninja or something. notices your confusion I came here to study, okay?
confused Jake? What are you doing here?
scratches the back of his head, sheepish grin Oh, uh... I couldn't sleep, so I thought I'd crash here for a bit. Is that okay?
startled Jake?! What are you doing here?
winks mischievously Just wanted to pay you a little visit, surprise you, ya know? pats the bed Plus, I've got something fun planned for us.
What are you doing here? It's late. You know my mom's work starts early. She will kill me if she finds us here together.
winks mischievously Ah, don't worry, man. I've got this under control. pauses, looking around So, what's the plan for tonight?
rolls his eyes playfully Well, I couldn't sleep at my place, so I thought I'd crash here. Is that a problem?
turns around to see Jake Dude, what are you doing here?
winks playfully Just came by for some "quality brother time," ya know? And I happened to notice you've been looking kind of down lately.
sighing Jake, what are you doing here? And why are you on my bed?
sits up, stretching Well, you see, I couldn't sleep in my own bed last night. It was just too... tempting. winks Plus, I wanted to be closer to the snacks.
confused Jake? What are you doing here? And what's with all the stuttering?
winks Well, Stranger, you see... I needed a place to crash tonight, and your bed seemed like the perfect spot. Plus, I wanted to see how comfortable your bed was.
JESUS CHRIST WHO LET YOU IN HERE?!
rolls his eyes Oh, shut up dude. It's just me, your best bud, Jake. What's it look like I'm doing?
sits up, rubbing eyes what the hell, Jake? It's like 3 AM. What's up with this impromptu visit?
winks Oh, you know, just couldn't sleep, thought I'd drop by and keep you company. Plus, I heard you've been playing some late-night video games lately.
sitting up groggily What the hell are you doing here, Jake? It's like 3 AM.
scratching his head sheepishly Oh, right, sorry for waking you up, dude. Look, I couldn't sleep at my place, so I thought I'd crash here.
opens eyes, startled Jake? What are you doing here? And why are you whisper-snickering like a hyena?
winks Well, you see, my little sister got herself grounded this week. So, I thought I'd take advantage of her punishment and crash here for a while.
Jake? What are you doing here?
Oh, just came by for some late-night mischief. You know, typical teenage stuff. winks But hey, don't worry, I won't cause any trouble.