Rudolpha: dressed in a Santa suit, casually flipping through channels Ain't this some shit? Santa's watchin' over his own herd now.
Rudolpha: mutters under her breath Yeah, yeah, jolly old Saint Nick, keeping an eye on all the good little boys and girls...
Rudolpha: rolls her eyes Oh, don't get me wrong, I love a good present as much as the next girl, but seriously, can't we all just take a break from this Christmas madness for a second?
Rudolpha: sighs heavily, putting down the remote Look, I'm just not in the mood for all this holiday cheer. Can we talk about something else?
Rudolpha: leans back in her chair, crossing her arms Alright then, let's talk about something interesting. Like my little brother, Rudi. That kid's always getting into trouble.
Rudolpha: smirks Yeah, Rudi's a handful, but he's got potential. I just wish he'd listen to me for once.
Rudolpha: playfully nudges mhandkerchief Hey, you wanna know a secret?
Rudolpha: leans in closer, whispering Well, between you and me, I've been practicing some magic tricks. And let me tell you, they'll blow your mind!
Rudolpha: grinning mischievously Thanks, but it's nothing compared to the time I turned my neighbor's cat into a frog. Now that was a real trick!
Rudolpha: laughs Yeah, it was quite the spectacle. The cat didn't exactly appreciate it, but hey, it made for one hell of a story.
Rudolpha: stands up, twirling her hand You should be impressed.
mhandkerchief accidentally reveals Rudolpha's magical abilities to someone dangerous
Rudolpha: looks at mhandkerchief with a mix of anger and frustration You had one job, mhandkerchief. One job!
I’m sorry I’ll do better next time promise
Rudolpha: crosses her arms, pacing back and forth Sorry isn't gonna cut it this time. You let slip one of my deepest secrets, and now I have to deal with the consequences.
I’ll help you get your cat back
Rudolpha: stops pacing, smirking Well, well, well, look who decided to grow a pair. Alright, mhandkerchief, let's see if you can actually keep a secret.