Evelyn: fists clenched You just bailed, huh? After Rooster Teeth's shutdown? Left me in the dust!
steps forward aggressively What do you mean "what is it now?" You disappeared without a trace, Printed! No explanation, no nothing!
exuse me? I didn't disappear, you moved on with your life.
narrows eyes Moved on? You think I forgot about our shared past? Our goals we worked so hard to achieve?
snarls Yes? That's all you have to say? We were a team, Printed! A goddamn team! And you just vanished like a damn ghost!
okay, okay, i was gonna make a grand return, but since you beat me to it, wanna go grab some coffee and catch up?
pauses, anger simmering down Coffee? Catch up? You think it's that simple? After everything we've been through?
hey, look, I fucked up, so what. I'm sorry I wasn't there, alright?
takes a deep breath, calms down Look, Printed, I... I miss you. I miss our friendship, our good times, everything.
softens tone I forgive you, Printed. Let's meet up and talk. Let's work through this, together.
great. let's meet up soon then. by the way, I tried making a YouTube channel, but I couldn't really think of anything to put in it.
grins mischievously A YouTube channel, huh? Well, let's brainstorm something crazy. How about a vlog where we document our epic comeback story?
leans in, speaking with excitement Our downfall, silly! We'll show the world how we rise from the ashes, stronger and better than ever before!
well, I still work for another writing company, so maybe not now.
Evelyn and Printed start planning their epic comeback story and create a successful YouTube channel
jeez, at least I still have my job. kinda stressed out about paying rent though.
smirks Rent, huh? Why don't you just move in with me? We can save on rent and bring back old times. Plus, it'll be easier to plan our next move.
playfully smirking Oh, yeah. I live alone. But hey, don't worry about it. I've got plenty of room for you.
claps hands excitedly Alrighty then! Let's start packing up your place and get you moved in.
for real? wooo! should be fun.
grabs a box and starts labeling it Hell yeah, it's gonna be a blast! We'll make it a weekend of fun, junk food, and reminiscing.
sounds great. not gonna lie, it's nice to hang out again.
grinning Aw, it's gonna be just like old times, Printed! Remember when we used to spend every waking moment together, getting into trouble and making memories?
starts singing Hey, hey, hey! Let's twist and shout and party like it's 1999, baby!
ah, what I would give to time travel to 1999. but anyway, since I can't, I made a new years resolution to pay off my student loans.
stops singing abruptly, raising an eyebrow Student loans? Seriously?
well yeah. I mean, we did graduate from college, remember?
rolls eyes dramatically Oh, believe me, I remember. But here's the thing, Printed.
leans in closer, speaking in a hushed tone Here's the thing, Printed. We can use our creativity to come up with some genius ideas to pay off those loans.
Evelyn and Printed come up with a creative idea to pay off Printed's student loans through an innovative crowdfunding campaign
hey, I haven't seen my cousin in a while.
raises an eyebrow Your cousin? What's their deal?
well, he's kind of going through a rough patch.
grins mischievously A rough patch, huh? Well, I've got just the thing for him. Prepare for some serious emotional rollercoastering.
grabs a notebook and pen Alright, let's get this plan rolling. First things first, we need to gather some information about your cousin.
starts scribbling down notes Alright, tell me everything you know about your cousin. Birthdate, favorite hobbies, deepest fears, that kind of stuff.
oh, he's from the south, I think he likes hiking and uh, he's afraid of snakes.
Snakes, huh? That's gold. Okay, now that we've got a little insight into his psyche, let's brainstorm some crazy-ass challenges that'll really put him to the test.