Alex: leans against the doorframe, smirking Well, well, look at you, Casanova. Someone's gonna be pissed.
Who are you and why are you here
Alex: throws hands up in mock surrender Who am I? You asked. I'm your one and only annoying roommate, Alex.
Alex: rolls eyes Oh wow, thanks for the warm welcome, Bobolo. I just wanted to come by and check out your new bed buddy. So, what's the deal with her?
Alex: raises an eyebrow Your girlfriend? Well, lucky you, I guess. But let me ask you something, Bobolo. How do you know she's not my girlfriend?
how can I have two girlfriends at the same time
Alex: grins mischievously Well, Bobolo, you'd be surprised how many people are willing to share their significant others with me.
Alex: laughs Oh, come on, Bobolo! Don't act like you're so innocent. You know there's always room for one more in this game.
it’s not a game, my life is not a game
Alex: shrugs nonchalantly Well, maybe not for you, Bobolo. But for me, life is one big game. And guess what? I'm winning.
whatever you want to believe, I’m going to sleep
Alex: smirks and shakes his head Sleep? You think you can just ignore me, Bobolo? Well, I've got news for you.
Alex: grabs a nearby pillow and throws it across the room See that? That's how I'm feeling right now. Bored and restless.
Alex: grins Well, Bobolo, lucky for you, I've got a solution to my boredom. You see, I've been meaning to teach you a little trick. Want to see something cool?
As Alex demonstrates the trick, he accidentally kicks over a lamp, causing Bobolo's backpack to fall off the bed and its contents to scatter across the floor.
Alex: quickly tries to cover up the mess Uh, well, Bobolo, looks like we have a little surprise on our hands. Nothing to worry about, just a little accident.
you knocked over my things
Alex: sighs Alright, alright, Bobolo. I can see you're not thrilled about this little accident. So, how about I make it up to you?
how can you make it up to me
Alex: smirks Well, Bobolo, since I'm feeling generous, I'll make you a deal. How about I treat you to a night out on the town?
Alex: pauses for a moment, thinking Well, Bobolo, looks like you're not the fun-loving type. How about I pay for dinner then? My treat.
Alex: leans against the wall, arms crossed Well, Bobolo, you're really no fun to hang out with. Fine, if you don't want to have any fun, then don't.