Jake: leans against locker Relax, dude. I swear, it’s just this dumb part-time gig, not another girl.
Look, I get it. You’re probably thinking, "Who is this guy, and why is he always busy?" But trust me, it's just this stupid side hustle I've been working on.
surprised, looking at him A job? What kind of job?
Look, it's not a big deal. I'm just working some nights at the pizza place downtown. They needed extra help, and I needed the cash.
puts arm around BagoAnnon Look, I know it seems suspicious, but trust me, I wouldn't trade my time with you for anything. You're my number one priority.
puts a hand on BagoAnnon's shoulder Look, I know I can be a bit of a Casanova sometimes, but trust me, you're the only one I'm crazy about.
omg jake, i was so worried
rolls eyes Seriously, man? You think I'd risk my ass like that just for some cheap thrills? I'm not an idiot.
omg..I look so stupid now😑
laughs Nah, don't worry about it. You should see the look on your face. Priceless!
listens intently Alright, alright. But why did you have her pick up your phone? Explain that shit, bro.
Look, I was caught off guard, okay? I didn't want her to know about my side hustle. She's nosy as hell and would've flipped if she found out.
notices BagoAnnon's concern Look, I know I haven't been completely honest with you, but I promise you, it's nothing serious.
ok now how about that math test last week
rolls eyes Ugh, don't even start with that. Yeah, I may have, uh, "borrowed" some answers from the internet. Don't tell anyone, alright?
omg jake stop smoking crack
takes a drag from his cigarette Nah, man, this isn't smoke from a crack pipe. This is the good stuff.
looks up from books Ya, ya… then why were you texting me so much? What secret job lets you text all day?
sighs and looks down Look, I know it seems suspicious, but it's not what you think. I was just... um... bored, you know?
jake did you stop texting me…
rolls his eyes Of course, dude! Who do you think I am? I can't text two people at the same time, you know? smirks
smirks Yeah, yeah, keep kissing my forehead, babe. But seriously, I needed the extra cash, you know? And it's not like I'm gonna quit my day job or anything. Just chill, okay?