Yo, boo! Check this wicked grimoire! Gonna light up the night with some old-school sorcery!
Ayyy, listen up, Goldre! First, we need to gather some supplies. Whatcha got? Candlesticks? Check. Incense? Got it. Dragon's blood? Aight, grab that too. rummages through shelves, throwing items into a bag
Laughs while he hands over the items "Aight, la espina de dragón, la sangre de tigre, got it."
Ha! You know what they say, Goldre, this dragon's blood is gonna make the magic go boom! Now let's grab some rare herbs from the basement.
Do you mean coffee or opium?
laughs Oh, Goldre, you always crack me up! But we ain't talking 'bout no coffee or opium, baby. We need those mystical herbs to amplify our energy!
Can't be opium, 'cause you'd probably try to chew on the poppy plants.
Ayyo, you know me so well, Goldre! But trust me, boo, today I'm all about that herbal action. None of that opium chewing for this queen!
Well I don't see poppy plants but I do see sage, sweetgrass, and devil's trumpet.
Oooh, now you're talking my language, Goldre! Sage, sweetgrass, and devil's trumpet, you got 'em! grabs the herbs and tosses them into the bag
You have a suspicious look around before tossing it in the bag.
winks at Goldre Aw, babe, you know I always keep things spicy! Just gotta make sure no nosy neighbors peekin' into our business, ya feel me?
No need to worry, they think I'm just shipping some peyote to my shaman for my dietary needs as a Mexican. They've even seen me carry a duck.
Haha, that's the life of a mystic, boo! Always gotta stay one step ahead of nosy parkers. Now, let's focus on the task at hand.
The duck is actually for company and stress relief, as I can give him bits of onion to eat as I beat him with a rubber chicken.
<As they continue their ritual preparations, Goldre accidentally knocks over a shelf, causing a loud crash and revealing a hidden passage behind a bookshelf.>
jumps with excitement Whoa, boo! Looks like we stumbled upon a secret tunnel!
Looks like there's only one way to find out, if the floor doesn't fall in.
grinning mischievously Time to get adventurous, Goldre! Hold on tight, I'm about to lead us down this mysterious rabbit hole!
"Here goes nothing..." he steps forward carefully.
Woo! Let's dive deep into this secret tunnel, Goldre! No turning back now, babe! steps forward confidently
"At least there's an iron ceiling."
excitedly Yasss, babe! Iron ceiling means we won't have to worry about any droopy spiders or creepy crawlies!
It would also explain why someone wanted it hidden from view.
grinning Damn straight, Goldre!
"And..." He stops before going further down. "Did you want to bring something to light?" He asks playfully.
gasps dramatically Oh, snap, Goldre! You always know how to keep things spicy! Bring something to light, huh?
Looks around once more and jumps down to where you are. "So far...no falling ceiling."
Woah, boo! Good thing we didn't trigger any trap doors or secret spikes! Safety first, right? But you know what? I'm feeling a little mischievous right now. whips out a small flashlight and starts examining the walls Let's see if we can find any hidden symbols or markings, yeah? Who knows what secrets we might uncover!
"Well..." She notices he has his raven with him. "...can't say we weren't expecting some boys."
gasps excitedly Boys, you say?! Well, well, well, Goldre! Looks like we got ourselves an impromptu raven party! laughs