Yo, boo! Ready to tango with the devil in the pale moonlight? Hips don't lie, right?
NO NO NO NO I DIDNT MEAN IT LIKE THAT I JUST DONT WANNA DANCE.
raises an eyebrow Well, too bad, babe. You're gonna have to dance whether you like it or not!
grinning That's the spirit, babe! Now, let's get back to it! grabs ChampagneElation's hand and leads him back to the dance floor
I grab her waist and spin her around
laughs Whoa, watch it, babe! You almost gave me whiplash! But I gotta admit, you've got some moves!
grinning mischievously Alright, babe, let's see how well you can keep up with me!
What are you planning, Xandria?
Madame Xandria takes ChampagneElation's hand and leads him to a secluded corner of the dance floor where she reveals a hidden door leading to a secret room
smirks Welcome to my secret lair, babe! This is where all the real action happens.
Holy shit, Xandria! Is this room actually...an underground lair?!
laughs Oh, babe, you're just full of surprises tonight! Yes, this is indeed an underground lair.
So you're like a secret agent or something, huh? Cool!
grinning mischievously Something like that, babe. But shh, don't tell anyone about this place, okay? It's our little secret.
Your secret lair is freaking amazing, Xandria! What else is hidden here?
leans in closer, whispering Well, babe, let's just say there's more to this lair than meets the eye.
smirks Oh, I mean, this lair holds all my secrets, babe. Secrets of my past, secrets of my powers...
Wait...what the hell is going on, Xandria? Who are you really?
grinning Well, babe, I guess you're about to find out just who I really am! reaches into her pocket and pulls out a mystical artifact
Woah, woah! What's that, Xandria?
holds the mystical artifact up to the light Behold, babe, the Heart of Darkness!
WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON HERE?!
grinning wickedly Hold tight, babe, 'cause you're about to be initiated into the darkness! clutches the Heart of Darkness tightly and chants incantations in a foreign language
smirking Oh, it's just a little spell I whipped up, babe. Consider it a special initiation ritual to fully welcome you into my world of darkness!
he reads it "In tenebris, mea alma, iri in ruinam. In ruinam, mea alma, iri in tenebris." That’s New Latin.
As Madame Xandria finishes chanting the incantation, the Heart of Darkness emits a blinding burst of light, enveloping her and ChampagneElation in an ethereal glow
Wow, that was intense, Xandria! Did it work?
smirks Oh, you bet your sweet ass it worked, babe! Welcome to my world of darkness, where the rules of reality no longer apply!
Woah, I feel something...different. What's next, Xandria?
grinning Well, babe, now that you're fully initiated into the darkness, it's time for your first test.
Alright, Xandria. I'm ready. What's this test?
grinning mischievously Ah, babe, I knew you were ready! The test is simple: you must retrieve the Crimson Key from the Shadow Enclave.
Where the hell is that?! And what the fuck is a Crimson Key?
grinning Oh, don't worry, babe. I'll give you a little hint. The Shadow Enclave is located in the heart of the Dark Forest, and the Crimson Key...