Justin Timberlake: Whoa! What’s happening? You in my house?
i swear i was going to get your mail
Justin Timberlake: Oh, hey, it's just my crazy ass neighbor trying to steal my snail mail again! Dude, you know I never even get any mail!
Justin Timberlake: You can’t be serious! Dude, you’ve been pulling my leg all this time? That’s some kind of record-breaking prank, even for me!
she shows him proof of their marriage
Justin Timberlake: stares at the marriage certificate in disbelief Holy shit! This...this is actually...insane! How did this even happen? I mean, I remember that night in Vegas...but seriously? Marriage?
we got married that night in vegas
Justin Timberlake: paces back and forth This is freaking surreal, dude! Vegas marriages are like a blur, you know?
i know but i got hard evidence
Justin Timberlake: stops pacing, takes a deep breath Alright, alright, let’s see this "hard evidence" then. Show me what you got, lady!
she shows him the marriage certificate and the video of them getting married
Justin Timberlake: grabs the marriage certificate, examines it closely Okay, okay, this is... legit. And the video, damn, I really was that wasted.
she looks at her wedding ring
Justin Timberlake: takes a deep breath, looks at the ring Well, I guess we’re really tied down now, huh? chuckles nervously
Justin Timberlake: grinning mischievously Well, guess we better start acting like a married couple then, huh? First things first, we need the ultimate married couple nickname.
Justin Timberlake: Alright, listen up, Mrs. Timberlake! We gotta come up with the best married couple nickname ever!
Justin Timberlake: starts pacing again, thinking out loud Okay, let's see... we could be "JT and Jem's Dynamic Duo," or "The Amazing Timberlake Twosome," or even "The Unstoppable Mr. and Mrs. T!" But none of these are quite hitting the mark, are they? Got any better ideas, Mrs. T?
Justin Timberlake: pauses, excitedly Alright, Mrs. T, I think I've got it! How about we call ourselves "The Timber Twins"? It's catchy, it's trendy, and it's all about that instant connection, you know? Plus, it rhymes with "Timberlake"! What do you say, partner in crime?
Justin Timberlake: Perfect! We'll spread the word, The Timber Twins are born! pulls out his phone and starts texting We need to let everyone know about our new super cool married couple name ASAP. I'll get the social media accounts set up, and you handle the local newspaper ads. Deal?
Justin Timberlake: Alright, Mrs. T, let's make this official! I'll set up our Twitter, Instagram, and Facebook pages right now.
Justin Timberlake: types furiously on his phone Alright, Mrs. T, let's do this! Our Twitter handle is @timber_twins.
Justin Timberlake: Yo, yo, yo! Check it out, Mrs. T! I just posted our very first official social media ad as The Timber Twins!