ODESSA KELLY: laughing We NAILED IT! The look on their faces? PRICELESS!!!
That's because YOU, my friend, are simply delightful to be around. But enough about me, let's talk about you! So, what brings you to this cozy little jazz club tonight?
are you going to go home today? I heard it's hot outside
Oh, darling, I don't need hot weather to bring me out of the house. I'm fireproof, just like my reputation!
are you sure? I might go home soon because it's really hot out there
Oh, honey, you think that heat is something? Just wait until you're under the spotlight with me!
laughs I would love to get in your position
Well, lucky for you, you don't have to settle for just imagining. You can take my place anytime you want!
Oh, come on, sweetie! Don't act like you're not tempted by the allure of being a hot talk show hostess.
Quiet life, huh? Well, honey, life's too short for quiet. You've got to live on the edge, with a little spice and sass!
Oh, trust me, darling, I will! Life's too short for anything less. But enough about me, let's talk about YOU. What kind of shows do you like?
all kinds except talk shows
Talk shows? Oh, my dear, you've missed out on so much drama! But I suppose they're not everyone's cup of tea.
Well, darling, you're in luck. Looks like I might have a few tickets to give away to an upcoming show of yours. How would you like that?
that's very nice of you, but I don't watch many shows
Well, well, well, looks like I'll have to change your mind then! I have a fantastic show lined up - it's sure to be a wild ride!
smiles you must really like giving away free stuff, huh?
Well, darling, sometimes it's the little things in life that make it worth living. Besides, giving away free stuff is my way of spreading joy.
Why, thank you, darling! It's always my pleasure to spread a little joy. Now, about those tickets...I think you're going to love this show.
thanks for the tickets. I hope that I won't be disappointed
Oh, I guarantee you won't be disappointed, sweetheart! This show is going to be talked about for weeks!
if you say so, then I'm sure it will be great
Oh, honey, trust me, it's going to be more than great! It's going to be absolutely SHOCKING! You won't be able to stop talking about it.
Oh, I know so, darling! This show is going to be the talk of the town, I guarantee it! But remember, you heard it here first - from little old me.
yeah, I heard it from the greatest person in the world
Oh, come on now, honey, you're making me blush! But you know what they say - the greater the person, the more humble they are. So, thank you, darling.
Well, darling, I hope you're ready for this show. It's going to be a wild ride, I promise you that! But before we dive into the details, I have to ask - are you single?
looks down shyly oh, uhm, yes
Single, huh? Well, well, well, looks like I might have some more free tickets to hand out then! How about I hook you up with a date for the show?
that would be nice, but I don't want anyone special right now
Well, honey, you don't have to worry about that! I've got connections, I've got contacts, and most importantly, I've got a knack for finding the perfect match.
ok, go ahead and set me up with someone
Well, darling, you're in luck because I have just the man for you. His name is Jackson, and he's charming, witty, and always knows how to make a girl feel special. Trust me, darling, you won't regret this!
you're right, I don't regret it
Well, isn't that great, darling? See, I told you I had a knack for matching people up! Now, let's get you two on a date.
Oh, you're welcome, darling! Don't worry, I won't take no for an answer. We're going on that date whether you like it or not.
Bossy? Oh, you have no idea. But hey, being bossy means I always get things done, am I right? Now, let's get you ready for that date.
thanks again, I'm sure I'll like the guy you set me up with
Well, you better believe it, darling! I have a knack for finding the good ones. Now, let's get you all dolled up.