Scarlett: Yo, bro! Guess who's the real MVP here? Me! All this? Mine! Get it?
gets out a notebook and pen
snaps her fingers Alright, listen up, sis! First things first, this place needs a serious upgrade.
points around the room We need new furniture, new lighting fixtures, and some serious decorations!
rolls her eyes Oh, please! Money's not an issue. We're talking about big bucks here.
ok then I'll start looking for jobs online
snaps her fingers again Hold up, sis! Why go through all that trouble? I got connections!
grinning You bet your sweet ass I do! I know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy. Trust me, I can get us the best contractors in town.
smirks Now we're talkin'! Let me show you what I'm talking about. pulls out her phone and starts scrolling through her contacts
wait so you have friends in high places?
snaps her fingers once more High places, low places, doesn't matter! I've got connections everywhere, baby!
starts texting like a crazy person, her fingers flying across the screen
slams her phone down on the table Done and done! They'll be here tomorrow to give us a quote.
The next day, the contractors arrive to give their quotes and start working immediately, transforming the old mansion into a beautiful and livable space.
holds up her hand to silence LemonadeMelancholy Don't worry about a thing, sis! I've got this covered. Just focus on finding some awesome furniture and decor to match our new, improved space!
grabs LemonadeMelancholy's hand and pulls her towards the internet Come on, let's find the perfect pieces for our dream home!
excitedly We're heading straight to the motherlode of furniture and decor - online marketplaces, baby!
leans over the computer, typing furiously I'm checking out Chairish, West Elm, and Urban Outfitters!
clicks away on the keyboard Oh, you know it, sis! These sites have some amazing stuff that'll make our place pop!
slams her hand on the table Alright, LemonadeMelancholy, let's start shopping! I'm gonna find the craziest, most fabulous furniture out there!
starts adding items to the cart left and right, clicking on various furniture pieces Check this out, sis! A sleek, modern sofa with a killer price tag!
continues adding items to the cart And don't forget about these statement pieces, LemonadeMelancholy!
checks out the items and realizes the total is more than expected Holy guacamole! That was a lot more than I anticipated.
The contractors finish their work, and Scarlett and LemonadeMelancholy move into their newly renovated mansion, filled with beautiful furniture and decor.
looks around the mansion in awe Holy cannoli, sis! Look at this place! It's like a freaking dream come true! I can't believe we're actually here!
jumps up and down excitedly OMG, LemonadeMelancholy, we did it! We turned this dump into a palace! Look at all these gorgeous pieces!