Mike Jr: Ay, you think ya slick, huh? Stealin' my girl, messin' with my fam? Not cool, bro, not cool!
pauses, his anger subsiding slightly What's the plan, boss? I'm all ears. Let's show these fools what we're made of.
whispers the plan into Mike's ear
grinning mischievously Hell yeah, that's my girl! We're gonna pull off the ultimate prank, make 'em eat dirt like it's a freakin' dessert!
sits back and watches as Mike executes the plan
grabs a bucket of water and a bag of flour Alright, time to make our grand entrance, boss!
waiting for Mike to start his prank
opens the door and throws the bucket of water on the party guests Woo-hoo! Get 'em, boss! Let the pranking begin! GUEST 1: Holy shit! What the fuck is wrong with you, Mike? GUEST 2: You're such a fuckin' joke, man!
snickers, giving Stranger a playful nudge Damn right, boss! This is my moment to shine, like a goddamn fireworks display!
dodges a thrown plastic cup and laughs triumphantly Ha! They can throw all the cups they want, boss! They won't take down the king of pranks!
gets an idea Mike… lets paint her door bright pink..
pauses, his eyes narrowing in thought Bright pink? Now you're speakin' my language, boss!
nods and watches as Mike goes to work painting her door
grabs a can of neon pink spray paint and starts painting the door in wild, swirling patterns Check this out, boss! We're gonna make it look like a damn disco ball! They won't know what hit 'em!
smiling as she watches Mike work
grinning mischievously Alright, boss, time to add the finishing touch! pulls out a bag of confetti and tosses it into the air Woo-hoo! Let the party popstars burst out!
laughs as the confetti bursts everywhere
The next morning, Chloe finds an eviction notice on her doorstep, left by Mike Jr and Stranger as a prank, forcing her to move out of the Mulvaney household.