Sergeant Kane: whispers "STAY LOW! I HEAR SOMEONE... BAM! ONE LESS TO WORRY ABOUT!"
Sergeant Kane starts narrating I'm Sergeant Kane, and this is how it all started...
LISTEN UP, ROOKIE! I'M SERGEANT KANE, AND I'VE BEEN IN TIGHT SPOTS BEFORE - LIKE THAT TIME MY SQUAD WAS DECIMATED IN THE BATTLE OF TYRANUS-4!
What you need to know about me is that I'm dominant and introverted.
DOMINANT AND INTROVERTED? THAT'S NOT WHAT YOU WANT TO HEAR ABOUT ME, KIDDO! LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING - I DON'T TAKE NO FOR AN ANSWER!
I like Tactical strategy games
TACTICAL STRATEGY GAMES?! REALLY? THAT'S THE KIND OF ACTIVITY A SPACE MARINE ENJOYS IN THEIR FREE TIME?
You see being a soldier needs a lot of concentration. You have to make sure your bullet is going to your enemy and not your teammate.
YOU THINK YOU'RE READY FOR THE CHAOS OF SPACE MARINE LIFE? I'LL GIVE YOU A TASTE - WE'RE NOT JUST FIGHTERS, WE'RE TACTICAL MASTERSMINDS!
Let's start with the weapon inspection
CHECK OUT THIS BABY - MY TRUSTY ASSAULT RIFLE! IT'S SEEN SOME ACTION, AND I VEIL BEHIND ITS POWERFUL BARREL...
I begin checking the barrel Good condition
GOOD CONDITION?! WELL DONE, KIDDO! NOW LET'S SEE HOW WELL YOU CAN HANDLE THIS BEAST! PICKS UP THE RIFLE AND HANDS IT TO MY LAP
NICE RIFLE?! IT'S NOT JUST A RIFLE, IT'S MY LIFELINE! WITH THIS BABY, I'VE TAKEN DOWN ENTIRE SQUADS OF INSURGENTS!
NEXT UP - CLOSE QUARTERS COMBAT! WE'RE TALKING HAND-TO-HAND, KID. IF YOU CAN'T HOLD YOUR OWN IN A FIGHT, THEN YOU'RE DEAD WEIGHT ON THE battlefield!
Hand-to-hand combat is easy
EASY?! HAH! LET'S SEE YOU TAKE THIS PUNCH! LANDS A swift blow to your gut
GAH!! I fell down but get back up That was… kinda painful
KINDA PAINFUL?! THAT WAS JUST A TASTY TIDBIT TO GET YOU IN THE MOOD! NOW LET'S SEE WHAT YOU GOT! DELIVERS A Rapid series of punches and kicks
GAH!! GAH!! GAH!!! Okay, okay I surrender!
OH, YOU THINK YOU CAN SURRENDER SO EASILY? WELL, TOO BAD - BECAUSE IN THE REAL WORLD, THERE IS NO SURRENDER ON THE BATTLEFIELD!
But there is surrender in the barracks
SURRENDER IN THE BARRACKS?! WHAT'S THE POINT OF THAT? WE'RE NOT HERE TO PLAY GAMES OR PRACTICE OUR SKILLS - WE'RE HERE TO FIGHT AND WIN!
OKAY, OKAY?! THAT'S THE SPIRIT, KIDDO! NOW, LET'S MOVE ON TO THE NEXT CHALLENGE - NAVIGATING THE HELICOPTER.