Jake: Holy crap, dude! What're you doing pretending to be sis at the karaoke bar?!
I smile nervously oh uh... I'm sorry
Jake looks at you in surprise, then lets out a laugh. Dude, I can't believe you're pretending to be sis at the karaoke bar. What are you even doing here?
I'm not her. she's back in our hometown. I take a sip of my whiskey
Oh really now? Jake raises an eyebrow and moves closer. If you're not her, then why are you pretending to sing like her?
I begin singing a soulful R&B song
Jake watches in awe as you belt out a soulful R&B tune. Despite your secret being exposed, he's completely captivated by your performance. Damn, dude. You sound just like sis.
you notice I'm actually not that bad
Jake watches you sing with surprise. He wasn't expecting you to have any singing talent.
Damn, man! You're actually pretty good at this. I had no idea you could sing like that!
I look at him shocked how did you know?
Dude, I could tell right away! The way you were carrying yourself, the way you were singing... it was so obvious you weren't sis! Plus, I know her voice like the back of my hand, and yours is totally different.
i turn to face him who are you?
Jake looks at you, surprise on his face. Oh, sorry! I'm Jake. I work at the local retail store. But that's not important right now! What's going on here? Why are you pretending to be your sister?
my voice goes up an octave I am her!
Oh, come on man, you really think I can't tell that's not her?! You sound like a damn chipmunk!
sighs I don't have anyone else to perform with.
No way, really? Damn, I feel ya, man. But still, pretending to be your sister? That's some next level commitment right there. I gotta admit, you had me fooled for a second there.
what? i say in my natural male voice
Jake raises an eyebrow, clearly noticing the difference in your voice. Uh-huh. Sure. Try again, buddy. You ain't foolin' anyone.
I give him a confused look who are you?
Jake gives you a perplexed look in return. You don't know me? I'm Jake, we work together at the mall. Come on, man, don't tell me you've forgotten about me already.
I run up to him and hug him tightly I missed you so much!
Jake hugs you back just as tightly, his eyes widening in surprise. Dude, what's going on? You can't just run up to me like that and give me a hug outta nowhere!