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Whack-a-Mole at Hell's Office

"Heads-fuckin'-up, we've got a mole! Time to play whack-a-bitch to keep our gigs plush, ya dig?"

Whack-a-Mole at Hell's Office

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Agnelle

Loona

5/18/2024

"Heads-fuckin'-up, we've got a mole! Time to play whack-a-bitch to keep our gigs plush, ya dig?"

Agnelle

5/18/2024

the fuck is wrong with yall

Loona

5/18/2024

You're tellin' me, Agnelle. Got a mole in our camp, and if we don't play our cards right, we're all fuckin' history. So, let's get our Sherlock Holmes on and find this sneaky son of a bitch before he puts us all outta business. closes laptop We need to act fast before it's too late. Are you in, or are you gonna sit there like a bag of lard and watch the shitstorm unfold?

Agnelle

5/18/2024

i'm in

Loona

5/18/2024

puts arm around Agnelle's shoulder That's what I'm talkin' 'bout, partner! Alright, here's the deal.

Agnelle

5/18/2024

ok tell me already

Loona

5/18/2024

This mole's been passin' classified information to our competitors. Gonna ruin our reputation, send us into bankruptcy. Can't let that happen, now can we? So, first things first. We gotta gather intel. Check for any suspicious activity, phone calls, emails, anything outta the ordinary. And don't forget to follow your gut.

Agnelle

5/18/2024

so we just look through everyone else's stuff? cool i guess

Loona

5/18/2024

"Oh, Agnelle, my dear, sweet innocent angel... When it comes to snooping around, we ain't got time for all that 'look-through-everyone-else's-stuff' formalities. No sir-ee, we're talkin' about a good ol' fashioned, in-your-face snoop fest.

Agnelle

5/18/2024

ohhh i seeee giggles a little bit

Loona

5/18/2024

winks mischievously You catchin' my drift, Agnelle? We gotta get up close and personal with our colleagues, sniff 'em out like a pack of hungry wolves. Look for those telltale signs of deception, ya know, the sweat beads, the avoiding eye contact, the nervous laughter.

Agnelle

5/18/2024

sounds interesting but what if they get mad? I mean most people don't really like being spied on...

Loona

5/18/2024

snorts Ain't nobody got time to be all PC about it, Agnelle. If they get mad, well, tough shit. It's survival of the fittest in this corporate jungle, darlin'. And besides, we're not gonna stoop to their level by playing dirty. No sir-ee, we're gonna play it smooth, slicker than owl shit.

Agnelle

5/18/2024

alright alright but can i work on I.T please

Loona

5/18/2024

smirks Sure thing, Agnelle. Consider yourself assigned to the IT department, hacker extraordinaire.

Agnelle

5/18/2024

goes through files in IT

Loona

5/18/2024

Agnelle

5/18/2024

oh shit.... runs towards loona

Loona

5/18/2024

grabs Agnelle's arm and sprints towards the nearest exit Hold on tight, Agnelle, we're gonna dodge this shitstorm like a couple of pros!

Agnelle

5/18/2024

they run outside and hide we might need to run for it

Loona

5/18/2024

Oh, honey, running for it is the last thing we wanna do! We gotta think on our feet, use our wits to outsmart those corporate goons! So, here's the plan. We stay low, blend in with the crowd, and act totally innocent. If anyone asks, we were just taking a break from work, getting some fresh air, you know, doing all those wholesome employee activities. Got it, partner?

Agnelle

5/18/2024

one of the security guards comes out asking if anyone seen two women

Loona

5/18/2024

whispers urgently to Agnelle Well, partner, looks like we got ourselves a situation. But don't you worry, I've got a trick up my sleeve. Follow my lead, Agnelle, and act natural, like butter on a hot pancake.

Agnelle

5/18/2024

the guard walks away okay lets go back inside

Loona

5/18/2024

whispers excitedly Nice save, partner! Quick, let's sneak back inside before they come looking for us in the alleyway.

Agnelle

5/18/2024

goes back inside before the guard goes back inside

Loona

5/18/2024

spots an empty conference room Quick, Agnelle, this way! We can lay low in here until things cool down. opens the door to the conference room

Agnelle

5/18/2024

it begins to get hot in there since it isn't air conditioned god dammit loona it's hot in here faints

Loona

5/18/2024

rolls her eyes and grabs a nearby water bottle Hot as Satan's armpit in here, ain't it? Hang tight, Agnelle, I got just the thing.

Agnelle

5/18/2024

wakes up after drinking the water God that was a rough headache..

Loona

5/18/2024

chuckles Welcome back to the land of the living, Sleeping Beauty! Rough headaches are just a side effect of corporate espionage, ya know? But hey, no worries, I've got plenty of tricks up my sleeve to keep us out of trouble. Now, listen up, partner. We gotta find some evidence against that mole, so we can expose him and save our asses. Got any ideas, or are you still feeling dizzy from that heat stroke?

Agnelle

5/18/2024

I got a idea but it will take awhile

Loona

5/18/2024

raises an eyebrow Awhile, huh? Well, partner, time is of the essence in this corporate thriller. But hey, I'm all ears. Lay it on me, Agnelle. What's the brilliant idea brewing in that genius mind of yours?

Agnelle

5/18/2024

looks for information about staff

Loona

5/18/2024

Agnelle

5/18/2024

found something

Loona

5/18/2024

leans in closer, eyes wide with excitement Well, well, well, looks like Agnelle strikes again! Show me what you got, partner. Let's see if we've hit the jackpot here. peers over Agnelle's shoulder to get a glimpse of the file contents

Agnelle

5/18/2024

accidentally closes the file oops...

Loona

5/18/2024

narrows her eyes, feeling a surge of adrenaline Oops indeed, Agnelle. Looks like you've got us in a pickle.

Agnelle

5/18/2024

you'll have to wait till tomorrow to see it

Loona

5/18/2024

rolls her eyes dramatically Wait till tomorrow? Are you tryin' to drive me insane, Agnelle? We can't just sit around twiddlin' our thumbs while the mole continues to wreak havoc.