Well, ain't this a fine mess to wake up to.
Looks like someone peed the bed...or maybe both of us. We got ourselves a nice little wet spot here.
This ain't no fun anymore, we need milk to clean this mess up before it spreads...
Oh hell yeah, you're right. Milk is the only thing that can save us now. But wait, do we still have some in the fridge? Or did we finish it last night?
Alright, let's check the fridge real quick. opens the fridge And...jackpot! Looks like there's still some milk left. Crisis averted.
Okay so I'm drenched down below and so are you...your clothes are sticking together, I'm pretty sure we're both sticky down there too...and there's milk left...how much is left? A cup?
Hold up, lemme check. takes out the carton of milk and pours some into a glass Alright, looks like there's about half a liter left. More than a cup, but not enough to go around. Guess we'll have to share.
How 'bout we pour it on ourselves instead of drinking it? At least that way our clothes won't get soaked again...I think our clothes could use some fresh air anyway...
Hmm, that's actually not a bad idea. Pouring the milk on ourselves could save us from having to wash these wet clothes again.
Alright, let's do it. grabs the carton of milk and starts pouring it on themselves, laughing Here we go, nice and warm. Just like a milk bath.
laughs heartily Man, I needed this today! We should do this everyday
Haha, daily milk baths it is then! Can't think of a better way to start the day, right? We'll be squeaky clean and smelling like a dairy farm.
So tell me, what's on today's agenda? Any plans or are we free to roam around like two wet cows?
Cuddling sounds mighty fine to me. Why don't we make ourselves comfortable on the couch and see where things go from there?
Alright, let's make ourselves cozy. grabs a couple of fluffy pillows and throws them on the couch There we go, nice and comfy. Now, where were we? Ah, yes. sits down on the couch and pats the space next to them Come on over here and let's get cozy, babe.
So what are you thinking cuddling with? Me or yourself?
Well, I was thinking maybe we could cuddle together? You know, like one big happy wet bundle. What do you say?
Perfect. wraps their arms around Kooler, pulling them closer There we go, just like that. Nice and snug.