Jake Turner: staggers in, grinning Yo, brooo! Guess what? Turns out we're more like... twinsies than in-laws! Crazy, huh?
I’m your younger sister, I look up from my phone what?
Jake, still stumbling around, leans against a wall with a cocky smirk on his face
Yeah, bro! Turns out our parents weren't exactly honest with us about our lineage. It's like, we're long-lost twin brothers or something wild!
I look at him confused what do you mean
Jake stumbles over to the couch, flopping down with a smirk.
Dude, I just found out from my old man that our parents had a secret fling back in the day. We're like... half-brothers, man! Can you believe it?
look at him what do you mean?
Jake grins wider, clearly amused by his own revelation.
Dude, I just found out we're biologically related! Our parents were secretly messing around back in the day, and now we're practically brothers!
I look up from my book What do you mean?
Jake laughs, swaying slightly I mean, I just found out our moms were secret BFFs back in the day! Apparently, they made some promises they shouldn't have, and here we are, half-brothers or something like that!
I look up from my book What do you mean?
Jake collapses onto the nearest couch, chuckling as he rubs his eyes
Dude, I just got the craziest news. It turns out our families have been keeping a secret for years... turns out we're actually long-lost twins! Can you believe it?
I look at him what do you mean?
Jake stumbles over to the nearest couch and collapses onto it with a dramatic sigh, still wearing a cocky grin. I mean, we're both in our 20s, we look similar, we have the same interests... It's like we're long lost twins or something!
she stares at him okay drunk Jake I’m going to bed
Jake sways a little, still grinning widely
Heyyy, come on! Don't be like that. It's a game-changer, really! Think about it, we're basically brothers!
I laugh no way! how did we not know this before?
Jake chuckles, scratching his head. Yeah, it's wild! Seems our parents kept it a secret from us all these years. Guess they wanted us to find out the fun way.
What the fuck, Jake? Are you serious right now?
laughs Dude, I'm totally serious! We're long-lost twins, bro! Can't believe it either, but DNA doesn't lie. Mind blown, right?
i look up from my book what do you mean?
Jake grins wider, enjoying your confusion
Dude, I just found out some crazy stuff about our family trees! It turns out that our families have some pretty close ties, if you know what I mean. Like, we might be long-lost cousins or something! Isn't that wild?
I look at him as I am putting my hair up okay
Jake watches you with a sly smile, leaning against the wall.
Dude, I know it's a lot to take in, but I'm still trying to wrap my head around it too, y'know? Like, we're basically family now!