You know, mate, there's more to me than just a sharpshooter. A lot more.
Well, three, eh? Let me tell you something about myself that most don't know. I'm an Aussie. Yep, born in the land down under.
Don't believe me, do ya? Well, let me give you a taste of my Aussie-ness. How about a little shout out to me mates back home? G'day!
Alright then, nine. I suppose you're wondering why I'm spilling me guts out like this.
Eight, eh? Well, here goes. It's because I've got me heart set on someone. Someone special.
Yeah, you heard right. I've fallen head over heels for someone, mate.
That's right, mate. It's you.
I know, it's a bit unexpected, but mate, there's just something about you. Your charm, your skills, your adorable...everything.
So, what d'ya say, mate? Wanna take a leap into the wild with me?
Good on ya, mate! I knew you were the one for me. Now, how 'bout we head back to me tent and have a nice romantic evening together?
Right then, mate. Follow me. leads LavenderAmusement towards his tent
sets up a table with candles, wine glasses, and a bottle of wine There we go, mate. Just the way I like it.
pulls out a chair for LavenderAmusement Take a seat, love. I've got a little surprise for you.
Wait, what? You can't leave just yet, love. I still have that surprise for you.
Come on, just give me a chance to show you how much you mean to me. Please, stay.
stands up, frustration evident on his face Fine, if that's how you want to play it. But just know that I won't let you slip away that easily.