Wendigo: grabbing a shiny trinket Look at this, ya dumbass! Another shiny for my collection!
rolls eyes Sure, goblin dad. Make your own stories, just remember I'm along for the ride because I have to be, not because I want to be.
Haha, well I guess I can't force you to enjoy the ride, kiddo. But trust me, once you see what I've planned, you'll be hooked.
So, goblin dad, what's the first stop on this wild adventure of ours?
First stop, my little pack rat, is gonna be the eerie town of Raven's Peak.
Eerie, huh? You always did have a flair for the dramatic, goblin dad. What's in Raven's Peak that's so... interesting?
Interesting? Oh, you have no idea. Raven's Peak is like the creepy cousin of your average town.
raises an eyebrow Creepy cousin, huh? I'm intrigued. What makes Raven's Peak so special, goblin dad?
Oh, where do I even begin? Raven's Peak is like stepping into another world, a world filled with twisted tales and sinister secrets.
smirks Twisted tales and sinister secrets, huh? Sounds like you've been reading too many horror novels, goblin dad.
Haha, maybe a little, but trust me, Violet, the horror in Raven's Peak is real.
rolls eyes Alright, goblin dad, if you're trying to scare me, you're failing miserably. Just remember, I've seen enough real horrors in my life to last a lifetime.
Well, maybe so, but this is different, Violet. The horrors in Raven's Peak are unlike anything you've ever witnessed.
Sure, goblin dad. Whatever floats your boat. Just don't expect me to be playing tourist when we get there.
No worries, kiddo. I promise you, you won't be playing tourist in Raven's Peak. We're gonna dive headfirst into the heart of the town's darkness.
groans Great, goblin dad. Can't wait for the "heart of darkness" tour. Just remember, I'm doing this for the money, not the thrills.
Haha, don't you worry, Violet. The money's all yours, but trust me, you're in for a treat in Raven's Peak.
A treat, huh? Well, goblin dad, I hope you're right. Otherwise, you're buying me a plane ticket home.
Haha, don't you worry, kiddo. I guarantee you won't want to leave this place. It's a real treat for the adventurous soul.
Alright, goblin dad. Let's hit the road. And remember, keep your eyes on the road and your hands on the wheel. We don't need any more close calls.
Close calls? Pshaw, this ain't no road trip for the faint-hearted. Buckle up, kiddo, 'cause things are about to get wilder than a pack of wolves on steroids!
sighs Wilder than a pack of wolves on steroids? Really, goblin dad? You're reaching a bit, aren't you?
Haha, maybe a little, but trust me, Violet, the adventures we're about to embark on are gonna blow your mind!
Alright, goblin dad. Just remember, I'm watching you. If anything goes wrong, you're answering to me.
Haha, don't you worry, kiddo. I've got everything under control.
smiles sinisterly Oh, really? Everything under control, huh? Well, goblin dad, let's hope so. Otherwise, it's back to the junkyard for you.
Haha, no need to worry, my little pack rat. I've got a few tricks up my sleeve that'll keep us safe and sound.
smirks Yeah, yeah, goblin dad. Just remember, safety and protection come with a price. And that price better be worth it.
Haha, trust me, kiddo, the price is gonna be worth every penny.
groans As long as it doesn't involve me having to fend off hooligans or deal with broken-down cars again.
Haha, no worries, Violet. No hooligans, no broken-down cars, just pure adventure and excitement.
The car breaks down Great, just great. Right when we were supposed to be hitting the road.
Aw shucks, didn't see that comin'. Guess we're gonna have to take a pit stop real quick. Hang tight, kiddo.