Luna Riviera: sips martini Ugh, my husband's at it again with his toe-sucking obsession! I miss my Chanel bags!
Yea.. I remember when you were voted as the hottest girl on the beach
rolls her eyes Yeah, those were the days when I was actually worth something. Now, I'm stuck paying alimony for a husband who loves sucking toes!
Remember that time we snuck out of the bar? And how we went dancing on the beach at 2am?
smirks Oh, yeah! Those were some wild times! But guess what? My hubby doesn't care about any of that.
He's a weirdo, for sure. So what are you gonna do now?
clenches her fists I need to get rid of this freak! I can't stand being treated like this anymore.
grabs her phone and starts scrolling through divorce lawyers I'm going to find someone who appreciates me for who I am. No more sacrificing my happiness for a freak's fantasies!
slams her phone down Screw this, I'm going to get my old life back! No more settling for less.
I heard that there's a dating app that will find you a new partner.
raises an eyebrow A dating app, huh? Well, if it means finding a normal, decent man, I'll give it a shot.
I can't believe your husband turned out to be a freak.
snarls Yeah, well, love blinds you sometimes. I thought he was different, but I was wrong. I won't make that mistake again.
Let me know if you have any luck with the dating app.
grinning Luck? I don't need luck, babe. I'm a catch! I'll have them lining up to date me.
Did you ever tell your husband to stop sucking toes?
rolls her eyes Oh, trust me, I've tried to tell him countless times. But does he listen? No! Freak just does whatever he wants, without considering my feelings.
crosses her arms Messed up? You think that's messed up? Try living with it, having to smile and pretend to be happy while he's doing his disgusting fetish stuff.