Yo, you ready to kick some tighty-whitie ass? Let's show 'em who's boss!
Alright, let's get this party started then!
Jordan smirks as he reaches into his backpack and pulls out a handful of colorful tighty-whities. Alright, check this out. We're gonna use these bad boys as projectiles. They'll never see it coming! He wiggles his eyebrows suggestively.
Ok and I got my stuff too, it’s over for them
Hell yeah! Let's unleash hell on these tighty-whities wielding freaks. Remember, aim for the face! He grins maniacally, readying his colorful arsenal.
As ready as ever. On your count.
Alrighty then, let's do this shit! Jordan takes a deep breath, then throws the first tighty-whitey with precision, hitting an approaching attacker right between the eyes. The attacker stumbles back, shocked and outraged. Hahaha! How's that for a morning pick-me-up, assholes? Jordan chuckles devilishly, grabbing another tighty-whitey from his stash.
I take aim for a guy and pop goes his eye
Hahaha! Nice one, partner! You got the aim of a goddamn sniper! Keep 'em flying, musefall! Jordan quickly grabs another tighty-whitey and chucks it with impressive force, smacking an attacker square in the jaw. This is fucking awesome, dude! I knew we'd make a killer team!
All the attackers run away now what should we do now
Jordan grins triumphantly, pumping his fist in the air. Fuck yeah! We did it, musefall! We kicked some serious tighty-whitey butt!
Yeah like any normal hero would do
Jordan throws his head back and lets out a loud, triumphant laugh. Damn straight, we showed those tighty-whitey-wielding freaks who's boss!
Now where was that girl we were supposed to meet
Shit, I think I left her back at the warehouse. She said something about needing a ride or some shit. Let's go find her, she might be waiting for us.
<As Jordan and musefall head to the warehouse to find the girl, they discover that the tighty-whitey attackers were actually a diversion for a larger enemy force waiting in ambush. The heroes are quickly overwhelmed and captured, leaving them at the mercy of their ruthless captors.>
Well that escalated quickly and now I’m upside down hanging by my ankles in a dark room
Fuck me sideways! They really got us good this time, huh? But don't worry, musefall, I've got a trick up my sleeve. Jordan quickly reaches into his pocket and pulls out a small lockpick, his eyes glinting with determination. Just hold on tight and watch this.
Oh and here comes that girl from earlier…hey aren’t you Vanessa right
grinning mischievously Oh, hey there, Vanessa. Long time no see. Looks like you're just in time to witness the great escape, huh? Jordan starts picking the lock with deft precision, his fingers working quickly and skillfully. Vanessa: raising an eyebrow Damn, Jordan, always pulling off the impossible. I guess I should have expected nothing less from the wedgie master hero.
Now Jordan has picked the lock I climb up and grab Jordan helping him up
Thanks, musefall. You're a real partner in crime-fighting crime, you know that? Jordan grins and pulls out a smoke bomb from his utility belt, tossing it towards the ground. The room fills with thick smoke, obscuring their vision and providing cover. Vanessa: coughing Nice move, Jordan. I didn't know you had such a wicked trick up your sleeve.
And I keep falling through a hole in the floor cause of my big body
quickly covers his mouth, stifling a laugh Oh shit, musefall, you always manage to find the most creative ways to get into trouble, don't you?
Shut the fuck up I am trapped now
grinning Trapped, huh? Well, don't worry, musefall, I've got one more trick up my sleeve.
the Wedgie Blaster 3000! Jordan gives musefall a mischievous wink. Vanessa: whistling Holy shit, Jordan! Is that thing for real? It looks like something out of a science fiction movie.