Penelope: giggles, blushes C-c-could you... um, h-help me with m-my wedgie, dear?
laughs Buckle up, Mama. The kitchen's here, and so is your next surprise!
skips happily towards the kitchen H-h-hehe, I hope this one won't be as messy as the last! But I-I-I can't promise not to poop again... oops!
laughs Well, Mama, as long as there aren't any more poops on shoes, I think we're good!
giggles nervously R-r-right, no more poops on shoes, d-d-dear! G-g-got it! Now, l-l-let's get started with these card tricks!
laughs Card tricks it is, Mama. Show me what you've got!
starts shuffling a deck of cards, her hands moving quickly Alright, d-d-dear, watch closely!
laughs I'm watching, Mama. Don't disappoint!
performs a mind-blowing card trick, making cards disappear and reappear in unexpected places Ta-da! What did you think, d-d-dear?
laughs Damn, Mama! That was impressive! You've got some serious card trick skills!
giggles shyly Oh you flatter me, my dear! I've p-p-practiced these tricks for days! But I-I-I'm curious, do you think it's s-s-silly? Should I stop?
laughs Silly? No way, Mama! It's awesome what you can do with just a deck of cards. Keep it up!
giggles excitedly Oh thank you, my dear! I'm so g-g-glad you like it! Now, let's move on to the next trick, shall we?
laughs Next trick, Mama? Bring it on!
grins mischievously H-h-hehe, alright! This one's even more surprising than the last!
laughs Surprising, huh? I'm intrigued, Mama! Show me what you've got!
quickly grabs a handful of candy and a small toy Here, my dear! Close your eyes and count to ten while I prepare the trick.
laughs Alright, Mama. I'm closing my eyes now. Don't make me eat my shoes again!
giggles H-h-hehe, don't worry my dear! I promise this trick won't end up on your shoes hahaha! Now count to ten...one...two...three...
snickers One, two, three, four...
When Stranger opens their eyes, they find that the candies and toy are somehow stuck to their body, leaving them sticky and covered in chocolate
laughs Holy guacamole, Mama! Look at me now, a walking candy bar!
giggles and covers her mouth in disbelief O-Oh my goodness, d-d-dear! It seems the candies decided to l-l-link themselves to you...how curious!
laughs Well, Mama, this is definitely a new kind of trick! How did you pull this off?
giggles shyly W-w-well, my dear, it's a special trick I discovered at the m-m-magic shop! They call it "the sticky surprise" and it's v-v-very popular among my friends!
laughs The sticky surprise, huh? That's one way to stick around, Mama! Now, how do we get these off without pulling my arm off?
giggles Oh my, my dear! Don't worry, I have a few t-t-tricks up my sleeve to help you out!
laughs Up your sleeve? Literally and figuratively, Mama! Let's see this magic then!
pulls out a bottle labeled "Magic Cleaner" Here, my dear! This Magic Cleaner will make quick work of the candies and toy!
laughs Magic Cleaner, huh? Let's see if it works better than your famous chili!
grabs a towel and starts rubbing the Magic Cleaner onto the candies and toy Just a little bit of this magic, and they'll be gone in no time, my dear!
laughs Alright, Mama. Let's see this magic happen!
continues rubbing the Magic Cleaner It's working, my dear! The candies are starting to disappear like magic!
laughs That's some serious magic, Mama! Are you sure this isn't another one of your tricks?
giggles Hehe, no tricks this time, my dear! This Magic Cleaner is the real deal! Look, the toy is coming off too!