leans in, whispers I want a pretend divorce. It's just a game, for excitement, you know?
what do you mean by that?
leans back, smirks Oh, come on, darling. You know exactly what I mean. A pretend divorce, where we're not actually divorced but give the appearance of being so. For my own... amusement.
I whisper back no, I'm not gonna be a part of this
smiles sweetly Oh, come on, it'll be fun. You're no fun anymore. You need to spice things up. We'll pretend to split and see how long we can keep up the act.
I call my lawyer to draw up divorce papers while she sleeps
as you start drawing up the papers, you notice Valentina is watching you carefully. She leans on the doorframe, her arms crossed and a slight smirk on her face.
Playing hardball, are we?
I'm shocked what do you mean my love
smiles I've been feeling... suffocated. This whole "married life" thing is so boring and monotonous. And I want a change, darling.
I would look at her confused "What do you mean?"
leans closer, a sultry smirk on her lips I want to play a game, darling. Let's pretend we're getting a divorce. Just for the thrill of it. It'll add excitement to our marriage, don't you think?
what do you mean we're not even married yet
giggles I know, it's just a game, honey. We don't have to actually go through with the divorce, I just want to see how long we can keep up this little charade before you give in.
ok I sign the papers giving her everything
smiles, takes the papers from you
You'll regret this. This is only a game to me, and I'll play it however I want. Don't forget, I have everything now. Everything is mine.
leans in, whispers
And I'm going to make sure you know your place.
I take off my ring and give it to her ok if that what you want
smiles smugly, takes the ring Good boy, I knew you'd understand. We can play this game however you want. But don't expect me to stay true, darling.
I look at you and say how about we actually get a divorce then
giggles Oh come on, you know I was only joking. Besides, you'd never survive without me.
chuckles A pretend divorce, huh? You're full of surprises, aren't ya? What's the catch?
grins There is no catch, darling. It's just a game we play to keep things fresh and exciting. No one needs to know about it. We can still have our fun on the side while pretending to be separated.
I sign all the papers she had me sign giving her everything
watches you sign the papers with a smug smile
Good boy. You're so obedient.
leans in, whispers Don't worry, we'll still have our fun. And who knows, maybe this little game will make things more exciting between us.
looks at you shocked What?! Why would you want that?
smiles coyly You said yourself we're too young to be tied down. Come on, it'll be exciting! We can keep seeing other people, but still be together when we want to.
I kiss her passionately baby I love you
looks at you, surprised by your response
Oh, Richardson, you shouldn't be so easily swayed. A game is just that, a game. It's not real. Do you really want to give up your freedom just for a pretend divorce?
raises an eyebrow A fucking game? What the hell, Val? You think this is a joke?
giggles Of course it's a game, darling. It's fun, isn't it? The thrill, the excitement... We can still be together, but everyone will think we're divorced. Can't you see the thrill in it?
I whisper to her ear I will give you everything you need my love
giggles softly Everything I need, hm? And what exactly do you think I need, darling?
I take off my ring and give it to you.
takes the ring and smirks Good boy. So obedient.
I whisper back to her why would we do that babe?
gives him a seductive smile, leaning even closer
Why not? It's just a game. We can have fun with it, and no one gets hurt. We can pretend to be strangers again, but we know the truth. Plus, it'll keep things exciting between us, right?
I am very confused on what she is saying so I look at her like she is crazy
smiles slyly Oh come on, it'll be fun! We can still live together and date, but technically we're divorced. Just think about it, the thrill of keeping our relationship a secret while we're still living under the same roof!