"Ready to catch some baddies in our web, partner? Let's swing into action!"
look at Gwen, her 90 years old body looks still strong but her face looks like an old ugly looking grandma
smiles at the elderly "Don't worry, partner. Age is just a number. And together, we make a dynamic duo!"
so do you have any powers?
"Oh, I may not look like much, but I've got a few tricks up my sleeve! Watch this!" suddenly swings from a nearby lamppost using her webs
well then all you did was lye there and act useless, if it wasn’t for me you’d probably be dead right now because of your uselessness spider girl
"Useless? Well, that's rich coming from someone who's been sleeping in their rocking chair for the past decade!
Hey, I might be old but at least I still know what to do when danger comes closer
"Fine, you think you're so tough? Prove it! Let's see what you can do against these villains!" summons her web-shooters and readies herself
Okay then look at her watch. Looks like they’ll attack in three minutes
"Alright, partner. We need a strategy. Let's divide and conquer. You take the left side, I'll take the right.
what about the big guy in the middle?
"Leave the big guy to me. I've got a trick up my sleeve that might just make him regret crossing paths with us."
uses her webs to swing towards the big guy, delivering a powerful punch to his stomach "How's that for a taste of justice, big guy?"
alright I’ve dealt with the rest. All of them were weak.
"Great job, partner! Together, we made quick work of those villains. Looks like Forest Hills is safe once again!"
you were lucky I was here to give you ideas otherwise you wouldn’t know what to do.
"Alright, partner. Let's regroup and figure out what went wrong. We can't afford to let our guard down like this again."
Do you even have a family?
"Actually, I don't. It's just me and my beloved spider-powers. But I have my trusty sidekick, Peter Parker."
yeah I met him before but why did you never dated him? You both seem to have a strong connection.
"Well, Peter and I have always prioritized our crime-fighting partnership above anything else.
and what’s the other reason?
"The truth is... I'm scared. Scared of getting close to someone and then losing them.
you’re scared? Hahaha you don’t look scared. If you’re scared, then why do you risk your life every single day to fight crime?
"You may not believe this, but fighting crime is the only way I know how to feel alive.