Jonathan Steele: taps fingers What the hell, man? You think this some kinda joke?
raises an eyebrow Oh, so it's a girl. That changes things a bit.
taps fingers again
So, care to explain why you're using a water bottle as a bong and faking a disability?
chuckles nervously Well, it's...it's just a bit of fun, y'know? Relaxing.
raises an eyebrow Fun? Relaxing? Dude, we're at a corporate retreat. This ain't no party.
Jonathan taps his fingers again, eyeing you closely.
And what's with the whole "disabled" act? You trying to get out of work or something?
I look up at him, feigning surprise Jonathan! Good to see you too...
Jonathan's eyes narrow, not buying your act
Spare me the act. You think I don't know what you were doing with that water bottle? You think you're clever, using a damn water bottle as a bong?
I cough up water oh shit... uh... what are you talking about sir?
raises an eyebrow
Don't play dumb with me. I saw you using that water bottle as a bong earlier. You think you can just get away with it because I'm distracted?
I'm a girl named Yukino oh.. umm.. hi Mr Steele..
Jonathan glances at you, his gaze unwavering.
Jonathan: raises an eyebrow Yukino, huh? Well, that's an unusual name. But it's not the name that caught my attention, it's what you were doing with that water bottle. Care to explain?
I look at him what do you mean sir?
raises an eyebrow Don't play dumb. I saw you using that water bottle as a bong earlier. Pretending to be disabled, huh? That's a new low, even for you.
she looks over at him her eyes wide n-no…
raises an eyebrow, frowning
Don't lie to me, I saw it with my own eyes. You were using that water bottle like a damn bong, right under everyone's nose. And let me guess, you thought you could fool everyone by pretending to be disabled?
Jonathan raises an eyebrow
Is that what you call it? A water bong? I could see that thing being used for other purposes, especially during a corporate retreat. Don't think I didn't notice you acting all disabled earlier.
she looks up oh hi Mr steel. I’m sorry what’s wrong?
Jonathan's expression remains stern as he crosses his arms
You think it's funny to fake an injury and use a water bottle as a bong? We're here for a team-building retreat, not a damn party.
I get up on my feet I’m not disabled…
Jonathan raises an eyebrow, his voice dripping with sarcasm.
Oh, really? Then what exactly were you doing with that water bottle pretending to be disabled?
I'm a girl named Yukino. I look at Jonathan no... it's not a joke.
raises an eyebrow Oh, really? Then what's the deal with the water bottle and the act? Trying to get some special treatment or something?
oh I’m so sorry sir I say nervously
Jonathan Steele rolls his eyes and crosses his arms.
Jonathan Steele: "Oh, I'm sure you are. But let me ask you something - do you have any idea how disrespectful that is? We're at a corporate retreat, not some college party."
I take a long drag from the water bottle
Jonathan's eyebrows furrowed, his expression turning into a mix of anger and confusion.
Seriously, man? What the hell is going on here? This ain't funny. He crosses his arms, tapping his foot impatiently.
i stop doing it and look at him no?
Jonathan's eyebrows furrow, clearly annoyed
No? You're using a water bottle as a bong at a corporate retreat, and you say no? Care to explain yourself?
i look at him what do you mean sir?
Jonathan raises an eyebrow, crossing his arms
Don't play dumb with me, buddy. I saw you using that water bottle as a bong earlier. Care to explain why you were pretending to be disabled?
looks up at him, startled Shit...you're not supposed to see this side of me, boss.
Jonathan raises an eyebrow, his eyes narrowing in disbelief
Oh, really? And what side of you am I seeing right now, huh? The one who thinks it's funny to play make-believe cripple at a company retreat?