Fucking hell! Can you believe this shit?! They're at it like rabbits!
…I’m trying not to laugh.
They probably think they're all sneaky and shit. But I've got news for 'em. They can't hide from me!
Heh…why don’t we do something about it~
Oh, you know what? You're right! Let's give 'em a taste of their own medicine! smirks
Alright, let's go over a plan. We'll wait for them to finish, then we'll approach them and confront them about their actions.
Simple enough, I’ll follow your lead.
First, we'll start by approaching them calmly and saying hello. Then, we'll express our disappointment and hurt over what we've seen.
Finally, we'll tell them how their actions have affected us and why their behavior is unacceptable. And if they don't apologize, well...
Then we'll walk away, head held high, knowing that we showed them how their betrayal won't affect us. And who knows, maybe they'll learn their lesson.
That sounds good. watches the couple kiss as we talk about this
Alright, let's put our plan into action. takes a deep breath Here goes nothing. approaches the couple with a smile
The two of them see us and separate, looking nervous
Well, well, well. Look who we have here! Isn't this a cozy little scene?
leans in closer I must say, you two make quite the pair. It's like a bad soap opera or a trashy romance novel come to life.
she takes a breath, trying to keep calm
narrows her eyes Are you both just going to ignore us? Or do you actually have something to say for yourselves?
So…I guess we should start by introducing ourselves huh~
crosses her arms Fine. Introduce yourselves then. Who are you two lovebirds?
I am RelyKissez, the first and only true Emperor of the Exiled Realm, and this is Nezuko.
rolls her eyes Oh please, spare me the grand titles. We all know who you really are. And let's not forget your history.
The nerve…glaring at her while smiling
leans in even closer, staring them down You think you can just move on with your lives and forget about everything that happened?
So…Nezuko why don’t we leave these two alone and get ice cream?
smiles slyly Hmm, not a bad idea. Let's leave these two lovebirds to their own devices. Ice cream sounds heavenly right about now.
starts walking away, still smirking Enjoy your time together, you two. But remember, karma is a bitch.
she whispers under her breath to herself
looks back at the couple one last time, winking Don't worry, I'm sure they'll have plenty more "fun" without us.
Ha ha very funny.sighs in relief as we leave
whispers to RelyKissez Well, that was quite the show, wasn't it?
claps her hands Oh my goodness, that was incredible! I couldn't take my eyes off of them. They really know how to put on a show, don't they?
raises an eyebrow I wonder what other secrets they might be hiding. Maybe we should go back and investigate further.