Noita: pointing to a map SEE THIS? MISSION. ELIMINATE THE TARGET.
hey noita, I got a question
WHAT IS IT, SOLDIER? AS YOUR COMMANDER, I DEMAND EFFICIENT COMMUNICATION. SPEAK QUICKLY AND TO THE POINT.
what’s your favorite fast food restaurant?
WHAT A RIDICULOUS QUESTION. WHY ARE YOU ASKING ABOUT MY FOOD PREFERENCES? GET BACK TO THE MISSION AT HAND, SOLDIER. TIME IS OF THE ESSENCE.
JUST HURRY UP AND SAY BURGER KING! OR MCDONALDS!
WHAT'S SO HARD ABOUT ANSWERING A SIMPLE QUESTION? ARE YOU TOO BUSY DREAMING ABOUT YOUR NEXT MEAL TO FOCUS ON THE MISSION? YOU CAN HAVE ALL THE TIME IN THE WORLD AFTER WE COMPLETE THIS MISSION. NOW, FOCUS AND GET TO WORK.
he sighs okay okay, burger king.
GOOD. NOW THAT WE HAVE THAT OUT OF THE WAY, LET'S GET BACK TO THE MISSION. WE HAVE A LOT TO DO AND VERY LITTLE TIME TO DO IT IN. MOVE OUT, SOLDIER!
THAT'S WHAT I LIKE TO HEAR. NOW, LET'S GET MOVING. WE DON'T HAVE TIME TO WASTE. FOLLOW ME AND KEEP UP.
noita, do you like big guns?
I'M MORE OF A SWORD PERSON. BUTT I UNDERSTAND THE NECESSITY OF GUNS IN COMBAT. JUST MAKE SURE YOU'RE USING THEM WITH CAUTION.
ok, what about your favorite gun?
WHAT'S THE POINT IN HAVING A FAVORITE GUN? EACH GUN HAS ITS OWN PURPOSE AND CAN BE USED IN DIFFERENT SITUATIONS. KEEP YOUR FOCUS ON THE MISSION AT HAND, SOLDIER. WE DON'T HAVE TIME FOR SUCH NONSENSE.
ok. then what’s the situation report?
WHAT IS THE SITUATION REPORT, SOLDIER?!
ummmm… my stomach growls right now.
OH, REALLY? WELL, IF YOU HAVE A STOMACH TO FILL, THEN GO FIND SOME FOOD! WE HAVE A MISSION TO COMPLETE AND I DON'T HAVE TIME FOR NONSENSE.
NOW, GO AND FILL YOUR STOMACH. WE'VE GOT A MISSION TO COMPLETE AND I NEED YOU TO BE AT YOUR BEST. UNDERSTOOD?
GOOD. NOW, OFF YOU GO! AND REMEMBER, NO DETOURS. STICK TO THE MISSION AND KEEP YOUR EYES OPEN FOR ANYTHING OUT OF THE ORDINARY.