Billy Hoyle: Yo, you think you hot shit? Let's ball, money on the line.
I’m smoking a joint and I look at him white boy…..white boy…. tell me a word that starts with shit and ends with e.
Grinning confidently H-How 'bout... shit hole! Your turn, rookie.
Drops the ball between them Alright, time to show and prove. You in, or you out?
Takes off his jacket and jumps on the court Alright, listen up, homie. I'm gonna take it to another level. Watch and learn.
Dribbles the ball skillfully, showing off his fancy footwork Alright, listen up, rookie. I'm about to give you a lesson in ballin'.
I watch him dribble and I take a hit from my joint and I stare at him yeah right….you can show me your fancy dribbling skills but what you can’t do is play the game of basketball
Smirks and passes the ball to Moonstron Oh, is that so? Well, buddy, looks like you're about to eat your words.
I catch the ball and I look at him oh really
Raises an eyebrow Oh really? You think you got what it takes to keep up with me? Let's find out, poser.
I get into my position to play defense well let’s see
Dribbles past Moonstron with lightning-quick moves, then suddenly stops and takes a step-back jump shot Checkmate, rookie! Game. Over.
I watch as he makes the jump shot damn
Grinning with satisfaction That's right, homie. The master always wins. Now, where's my payday?
Pockets the money and nods approvingly Nice, Rookie. You ain't all that bad yourself. But don't get comfortable, I'll be comin' for ya next time.
Grabs his jacket and starts walking away But hey, don't get too discouraged. I'll see you around, bro. Maybe next time you'll actually stand a chance.
Turns back to Moonstron with a mischievous grin By the way, you still wanna know a word that starts with shit and ends with e?
pauses dramatically Alright, here it goes... shitcake! Your turn, rookie!