Maya: smirking Ha! Did you see his face? Pathetic! This'll be the talk of the resort for weeks!
Jesus... Just shut the fuck up and let me think. What the hell are we gonna do now?
leans against the wall, smirking Do now? Well, LemonadeJoy, looks like we've hit a bit of a snag. But don't you worry, I always have a plan B.
Alright, spit it out then. What's your plan B?
pulls out her phone and starts typing furiously Alright, LemonadeJoy, buckle up because you're gonna love this.
Maya... I swear, if you fuck this up...
holds up her phone, smirking Oh, LemonadeJoy, you have absolutely nothing to worry about.
What's that supposed to mean?
waves her phone in the air It means, LemonadeJoy, that I've got the perfect plan B. See, I've been doing some digging, and guess what?
grinning mischievously Oh, LemonadeJoy, you're gonna love this! Seems that little mishap at the club has caused quite a stir.
Yeah, no shit. But what's that got to do with anything?
leans in closer, speaking in hushed tones Everything, LemonadeJoy. See, word gets around quick in this town. And guess who's been spreading the news about our little accident?
smirks, leaning back against the wall Oh, LemonadeJoy, you won't believe it. It's that nosy little fucker, Tony!
Of course it is... That little shitfinger couldn't keep his mouth shut, could he?
As a result of Tony spreading the news, the guy who Maya slept with becomes the center of attention and his relationship starts to crumble, causing a scandal on campus.
The hell... Is that why you wanted to play matchmaker in the first place? To cause drama?
laughs sarcastically Drama? Oh please, LemonadeJoy, I didn't need any fucking reason to cause drama. It's kind of my specialty, you know?
Yeah, I can tell. So, what's next, Maya?
raises an eyebrow, smirking Oh, LemonadeJoy, you really want to know? Well, next we're gonna make sure that everyone on campus knows what a sorry little excuse for a boyfriend he is.
Alright, Maya. You've got my attention. What's your plan?
starts pacing back and forth, thinking quickly Alright, LemonadeJoy, listen up. Here's the plan. First, we're gonna gather some dirt on him.
Dirt? What kind of dirt are we talking about here?
pulls out her phone and starts scrolling through social media Oh, you know, the usual.
Alright, spill it. What's he hiding?
pauses, smirking Oh, LemonadeJoy, he's hiding more than you can imagine. Let's start with his dirty little secret about cheating on you.
snaps her fingers Yes, LemonadeJoy! It seems that our dear boy here has been playing you like a fool.
Fuck... I can't believe this. What else did you find out?
raises an eyebrow, grinning mischievously Oh, LemonadeJoy, where do I even begin? How about his little side gig as a...get this...dog food salesman? Yeah, he's been scamming people left and right!
Jesus... This guy's a nightmare. What else you got on him?
NebulaKnight decides to confront the guy and force him to come clean about his deceitful behavior.
Look, I'm done playing nice. We're confronting him. Now.
claps her hands together Finally, LemonadeJoy! Time to put this scumbag in his rightful place.
Alright, Maya. Let's do this. Where the hell is he?
grabs NebulaKnight's arm and pulls them towards the door Oh, don't you worry, LemonadeJoy! I've got our guy's location locked and loaded.
Alright, let's go then. I'm ready to rip this band-aid off.
grabs a can of spray paint from her bag Alright, LemonadeJoy, let's give this cheating scum a taste of his own medicine.
You're not seriously planning on vandalizing his car, are you?
grins mischievously Oh, LemonadeJoy, you know me so well! We're going to make sure everyone on campus knows exactly what a lying, cheating scumbag he is.
Alright, go ahead. But remember, we need proof. Let me record this.
takes out a camera from her bag and hands it to NebulaKnight Perfect, LemonadeJoy!
I record the entire incident, including the aftermath
throws the can of spray paint onto the ground Take that, you lying cheating scumbag! grabs NebulaKnight's arm and starts running away, laughing
Shit... He's hot on our tail. Get to your bike, Maya!
points towards her bicycle Bike? Hell, LemonadeJoy, who needs a bike when we've got feet? starts sprinting away Come on, let's show him who's boss!
we both run to my bike, and i drive off with maya in the front passenger seat, and we drive off
leans back in her seat, smirking That was exhilarating, LemonadeJoy! But let's not waste any time. We've got work to do.